PHILLIP Schofield and Holly Willoughby were left in hysterics today by claims that a sighting of the Loch Ness monster could in fact be a whale’s penis.
The hosts were gobsmacked by the revelation that Nessie’s neck might actually be a 1.8 metre-long Moby Dick after all these years.
Baffled by the image, Holly asked: "Do whales swim on their back? I don’t know the anatomy but how is that happening?" Leaning back to demonstrate, Phil joked: "It was just sort of cooling down maybe." After the break the pair admitted they had spent their time Googling whale penises - and joked that they hoped HR wouldn't check their search history.
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