Meet Europe’s leading scorer in club football this season – give or take Robert Lewandowski and Harry Kane. Cristiano Ronaldo?
Get back in your box, you’re not even at the races. Lionel Messi? The man’s a genius, but this year he’s slept in late. Erling Haaland?
OK, he’s scoring for fun, but half a dozen of his goals have come for Norway. Kylian Mbappe? You’re having a laugh – or vous avez un chortle, as they say in France.
Romelu Lukaku? Nice try, but not this time. Dominic Calvert-Lewin, Mo Salah? Thanks for coming, chaps. Yes, across Europe’s major leagues, the correct answer to the hottest pub quiz question in football – even if your local boozer is closed under lockdown for now – is, of course, Cambridge United striker Paul Mullin.
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