known to wear swimming shorts for a morning run. For those of us who don’t happen to look like the paterfamilias of Brood Beckham, here’s what to consider if you’re heading to sunny climes in the coming weeks.Eco Endurance briefs, £16.80, speedo.comIf you’ve got the, ahem, balls and brio for a micro pair of swim trunks, who am I to stop you?
The main demographic may be the Love Island brigade but budgie smugglers also look good on larger timbers. In fact, muscular or bigger frames work better than slender ones because they’re designed to look, well, fit to burst.
If you’re tempted, go for the original and best – Speedos. Charles trunks, £131.62, onia.comThese have the added benefit if, like me, you can’t bear the itchiness of wet swimwear.
The less fabric, the less to contend with. The smaller size means you can get away with a short, sharp blast of a jolly print too.
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