The Daily Star's FREE newsletter is spectacular! Sign up today for the best stories straight to your inboxA footie-loving yob who moaned about having a micropenis has been jailed for drunken hooliganism.Clive Symonds, 31, has been banned from attending matches for six years after he caused chaos at a game last year.It comes after he said friends laugh at his todger and call him "acorn d**k".The hooligan, who reportedly boasts a 3 1/2in penis when erect, had been drinking for three and a half hours before a National League match between Hereford and Stockport in April last year.Drunken Symonds picked up a chair from a beer garden and hurled it at Stockport fans.He also launched a glass bottle, The Sun reports.Prosecutor Omar Imajid said:.
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