Constipated bloke had water bottle stuck up his bum but was too scared to tell his wife

The dust has settled on the Champions League draw and the verdicts are in for both Celtic and Rangers.

"I played him the song to break up with him. In a way...that'd f*cking evil."

Ryan Reynolds penned a touching tribute to his wife Blake Lively as she celebrated her 35th birthday on Thursday.MORE: Ryan Reynolds makes hilarious confession about life with Blake Lively and three childrenTaking to Instagram, the actor shared a carousel of photos including various loved-up snaps and candid glimpses of their life as a married couple.WATCH: Ryan Reynolds sweetly does Blake Lively's hairIn other photos, Blake could be seen rocking a range of sensational gowns as she posed elegantly for the camera.MORE: See inside Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively's $6.7 million New York homeRELATED: Ryan Reynolds reveals what he really thinks of David Beckham!The 45-year-old Deadpool star captioned his tender photos: "Happy Birthday, @blakelively. You're spectacular.

Cineworld, the world’s second largest cinema chain, faces fresh uncertainty after its second largest shareholder cut its stake, causing shares to fall in value for a second day.

Noah Cyrus has teamed up with Death Cab For Cutie frontman Ben Gibbard on a collaborative new single, ‘Every Beginning Ends’ – listen below.The song will appear on Cyrus’ debut studio album ‘The Hardest Part’, which is due for release on September 16 via Records/Columbia.Recorded at Gibbard’s studio in Seattle, Washington, the joint track is a romantic acoustic ballad that explores the end of a relationship.“You have to wake up every morning/ And choose to love someone/ But i’m finding that harder/ The more that I’m falling out of love with you,” the pair sing together on ‘Every Beginning Ends’.In a statement (via Stereogum), Cyrus said it was a “surreal” and “daunting” experience to work with Gibbard. “I’ve always been such a huge fan,” she explained.“Once we got to work it all came very naturally.

Manchester United will discover their Europa League group stage opponents for the coming season on Friday (August 26), with some potentially difficult ties awaiting them.

Patrick Frater Asia Bureau Chief Film studios in Asia-Pacific are expanding the scale of their operations and want location incentives to keep pace. “Incentives are fundamental, they are an expectation [of production managers] and having one is no longer a USP,” said Rashid Karim, CEO of Iskandar Malaysia Studios. He was speaking at the Content Asia summit conference in Bangkok on Thursday. The IMS facility opened ten years ago around the same time as Malaysia introduced a location production incentive scheme. These days, the scheme offers a generous 35% uncapped rebate. But since the scheme launched, rival locations in the Asian region including Thailand, India and Mongolia have launched or are in the process of launching rebate schemes.

Michael Schumacher’s F1 debut, when he brilliantly put his Jordan seventh on the grid, only for the car’s clutch to fail on the opening lap and force him into retirement. READ MORE: Ten Formula 1 drivers you completely forgot about - and what they are up to now Given how the race played out, with the other Jordan driver, Andrea de Cesaris, chasing down winner Ayrton Senna in the closing stages before suffering an engine problem, it is not outlandish to suggest Schumacher could have been in the fight for victory.But it is circumstances which paved the way for Schumacher’s debut which were most extraordinary.Jordan, in their debut season in the sport, had run De Cesaris and Luxembourg-born Bertrand Gachot.

Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively have become one of Hollywood's most beloved couples since tying the knot nearly a decade ago.And the 45-year-old Deadpool star had nothing but kind words for his longtime partner as he honored her 35th birthday with a heartfelt Instagram post.'Happy Birthday, @blakelively. You're spectacular.

Eva Longoria got her weekend off to an early start while rocking a leggy look in New York City.The 47-year-old actress hit the red carpet at the Citi Taste Of Tennis New York, an annual event that kicks off the U.S. Open tennis tournament festivities.The Desperate Housewives star stepped out solo, without her husband Jose Baston, while taking a break from her directorial debut Flamin' Hot.  Eva out: Eva Longoria got her weekend off to an early start while rocking a leggy look in New York CityLongoria stepped out in a stylish black mini-dress with a plunging neckline for the annual event.She had her long dark locks pulled back in ponytail while accessorizing with gold necklaces with embedded diamonds and diamond earrings.  The actress completed her look with a pair of black pumps at the event, held at Cipriani Wall Street.

A trade union leader has savaged the Scottish Government over its role in the dispute over council workers' pay.

He shared a snap of himself working hard in the recording studio earlier this month. But Lenny Kravitz took a break from making music for lunch in Downtown Manhattan on Thursday. The Fly Away rocker, 58, made his way to the celeb hotspot Emilio's Ballato in NYC. Hitting a fashion high note! Lenny Kravitz, 58, was the picture of rock star cool when he made his way to an Italian restaurant popular with celebrities in the Downtown Manhattan on ThursdayJust one look his way and there's no mistaking that it's Lenny Kravitz.The Let Love Rule musician oozed rock star cool dressed in fitted black jeans, with a hole in one knee, and a black shirt with silver pinstripes that he left open all the way down to his ripped abs.

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is doubling up on drama and deceit amid the Split House twist and Thursday's double eviction, that saw one fan favorite get the boot.Season 24 of has riled up longtime fans in a big way, and this week's Split House twist injected some real surprises into the already eventful and duplicitous season. Also, a new villain has emerged (at least according to fans on Twitter), that is once again casting a problematic light on certain houseguests.So, which two houseguests were sent packing?  Otherwise, here's how everything that led up to and played out during Thursday's big show.After Indy Santos got the boot last Thursday in what would turn out to be a regretful move by The Leftovers alliance, Julie Chen Moonves sprung some big news on the contestants: The remaining 10 houseguests would be divided into two groups and play a week of separately.As a quick refresher, here's who was in The Leftovers going into this week: Michael Bruner, Matthew «Turner» Turner, Brittany Hoopes, Joseph Abdin, Monte Taylor, Kyle Capener and Taylor Hale.The alliance was formed in response to ousted houseguest Daniel Durston's treatment of Taylor, as well as many of the members feeling generally left out of game play by the cool kids, so to speak.

Sean Connery‘s wife and family staged a celebration of his life to mark what would have been his 92nd birthday yesterday.

When the group reached Rachel and Ryan, Scott was gobsmacked to learn they had spent $1700 on a small section of tiles.

Congratulations are in order for Jonathan Knight!

Jennifer Lopez went from a bride in white in Georgia to a happy wife in white in Italy, and Ben Affleck couldn't look happier.The «Love Don't Cost a Thing» singer and star were spotted on their Italian honeymoon walking the streets of Milan as they shopped at high-end boutique stores. Lopez looked stunning in a white crop top with white jeans and platform heels. She completed the look with a fedora hat.In addition to holding on to a purse, Lopez also held on to Affleck.

MAX George has covered up a tattoo tribute to ex Stacey Giggs after moving in with Maisie Smith. The pop star had Stacey's name tattooed on his wrist during the height of their three year romance. However he has planned to surprise new girlfriend Maisie with his huge new tattoo.

Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck were the picture of newlywed bliss during a shopping trip in Milan, Italy on Thursday. The newlyweds are enjoying a second honeymoon in the global fashion capital after walking down the aisle, again, in a lavish wedding for family and friends at the Oscar winner's home in Riceboro, Georgia August 20.The Marry Me star, 53, looked chic in a white pant suit with a crew neck crop top and high waist pants that allowed her to showcase her trim tummy and toned arms.  Honeymoon: Jennifer Lopez, 53, and Ben Affleck, 50, were the picture of newlywed bliss in Milan, Italy when then went on a shopping trip in the global fashion capital Thursday while on their second honeymoonThe new bride accented her ensemble with a white fedora, gold necklace, neutral toned high heels and a multicolored purse.  The Grammy winner's hair was styled in long, loose waves and she wore daytime makeup for the romp through the city which has been around for more than two thousand years.Ben, 50, donned more casual attire for the shopping excursion. The Clerks III star chose distressed jean, a white t-shirt and teal camp shirt as he held hands with his wife.  Photo frenzy: The glamorous couple created a photographic frenzy at the Brunello Cucinelli store as fans pulled out their cell phones to record their brief encounter with the celebrity couple, who seemed to take the attention in stride PDA: The pair stayed close to each other in the store and The Last Duel actor could be seen placing his hand on the Hustlers star's bottom as they stood looking at items in a display case Purchase: The shopping trip was successful, as Ben could be seen carrying a white shopping bag with a new purchase hidden inside.

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez had a not-exactly-relaxing shopping trip together in Italy as they jetted off following their lavish wedding celebrations.The newlyweds eloped to Vegas in July, and last weekend celebrated their nuptials with friends and family at their 87-acre and $8.9million (£7.3million) Georgia estate this weekend.Jennifer – who looked incredible in a white couture Ralph Lauren gown with a trailing veil and train – and Ben were seen heading off in a private jet shortly after the ceremony.Now it’s apparent the new husband and wife headed straight to Europe, as they have been seen taking in the sights and shops of Milan.Fans of the couple, lovingly named Bennifer, were on top of the world when it was revealed they had reunited 20 years after first becoming engaged, and interest in the pair has – unsurprisingly – remained high.And as Ben and Jennifer visited some shops in the centre of Milan this week, they saw this first hand.The couple hit the streets on Thursday as they enjoyed a stroll in the city, and needed to be escorted by bodyguards to make room for them among the gathered crowds.And, thanks to social media and fans understandably freaking out and spreading the word, the crowds quickly grew.Ben and Jennifer reportedly headed into a couple of boutiques to do some shopping, with the number of fans growing by the minute.As they perused the items for sale in the lavish Brunello Cuccinelli store, their bodyguards organised for a car to park up directly by the store, with Bennifer – with some difficulty – pushing through the crowds to get to their vehicle.While it can’t have been the most relaxing of shopping trips, the newlyweds still had smiles on their faces as they greeted fans, with JLo snapped