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Woman forced to get double glazing after neighbour complained about noisy sex

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sex life.One woman has taken it to another level though, having been forced to get double glazing after a resident complained to the council about her love making.Secretary Sophie, from Harpenden, Herts, says she got fed up with her neighbours complaining about her noisy romps.She was left mortified after facing an investigation from environmental health officers from her local council.She said: 'I only make a loud noise when I am with a new lover because I find sex so exciting when it’s fresh."I lose all inhibitions when the sex is good and I do end up screaming the house down.“The neighbours used to bang on the walls to shut me up and when that didn’t work they shopped me to the council.“I love sex so much that I knew I was never going to be able to stifle my passion so I got double glazing fitted to muffle my screams.

I got one of my lovers to pay for it – it was the best £3,000 we ever spent.” Sophie’s problems started when she signed up for IllicitEncounters.com, the UK’s leading affairs site.

She said: "I find sex in a long-term relationship boring. No matter how much you click with the person in the end the sex becomes routine and you are both just going through the motions."I am noisy for the first few times and then I tend to quieten down."I wanted to meet some new lovers and a friend of mine was using IllicitEncounters.com because she said all the men on there were loaded and loved sex.

She wasn’t wrong."My first affair was with a rich insurance broker whose wife had gone off sex. We went for dinner and then straight back to mine for sex."|He was an amazing lover with incredible stamina.

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