Everyone doing OK? This lockdown life is a struggle. I don’t know how much longer I can manage getting out of bed at the crack of 5.30pm.
Anybody else up to six meals a day? And it’s annoying getting my daily exercise by waiting in the mile-long queue for the supermarket.
Luckily the social distancing part has been easy for me. I’ve been avoiding people and telling them to get the hell away from me, for years.
But it is boring. I’m so bored that I had the Jehovah’s Witnesses in my front room for hours. I’ve decided to learn an instrument to pass the time.
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