dahling - makes the entire thing Zoolander-esque. He’ll have no end of bother trying to reach for a canape with those flapping sleeves.
The accessories follow suit, pardon the pun. Day-glo pink beanie hat, check. Frameless shades, check. Then we have the enormous Balenciaga boots, the likes of which are normally confined to Cyberdog in Camden.
Trainer sizes have mushroomed to epic proportions in recent years, aided in no small part by Balenciaga’s supersizing of the athletic shoe, with chunky variations becoming part of a Gen-Z uniform.
These boots are the next (giant) step in the evolution of clownish footwear. To be honest, with house prices what they are and fuel costs spiralling, perhaps Mother Hubbard was right all along in turning her back on a standard domicile in favour of living in an oversized shoe.
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