RUSSELL Brand was once one of the biggest characters in showbiz, with women queuing up to sleep with him and a rock ’n’ roll lifestyle that put the Rolling Stones to shame.
But since reinventing himself as a woketopian, he has lost all his swagger and common sense, instead spending his time engaging in petty countryside feuds.
In a pathetic attempt to uphold his man of the people, anarchist persona, Russell has waged war on the class system by, wait for it, refusing to put his dog on a lead.
He said: “I know that we are different from one another but one thing I feel with all of us is that in these moments I have of antagonism, I get wound up and maybe go to a stately home and I have got my dog.
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