Selome Hailu Mike Myers crashed the cold open of “Saturday Night Live” to play President Trump’s new right-hand man, Elon Musk. “Recently, our dealerships have been the targets of many attacks,” he said in the sketch. “Suddenly no one likes Tesla cars.
I asked myself why, then I answered myself. Because of me!” Indeed, Tesla cars and dealerships have seen a significant spike in vandalism and attacks.
Myers continued, saying that his solution to the problem would be to roll out a new car, the Tesla Model V. “The first electric car in history to be fully self-vandalizing!
With features like self-smashing headlights, self-slashing tires and AI-powered graffiti,” he said. “You can choose from penises or swastikas, or my favorite: swastikas made out of penises!” Before Myers joined the sketch, James Austin Johnson was playing Trump — as usual — and making fun of the tariffs his administration is imposing on goods imported from other countries. “We need to send a message to the countries ripping us off.
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