Anthony Martial is worth a shout for today’s FA Cup semi-final. Manchester United face Chelsea (6pm) in another weird corona version of a classic sporting moment.
Players dream of a mighty Wembley roar as they walk out. This evening they’ll be able to hear every mighty Wembley cough. It’s still too early to know what effect this lack of crowds is having on restart results other than that many referees are loving the quiet life, free from the weekly downpour of abuse.
I understand that one or two of our balding arbiters privately report that their hair has been growing back. Others whisper hopes of a return to full sexual function by Christmas.
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