OVER in the Australian jungle, this week former Health Secretary Matt Hancock was stung by a scorpion. A painful release of neurotoxins that, in a slightly higher dose, could have caused nausea, vomiting, catastrophic bowel release and ultimately death, in the poor scorpion.
Fortunately, it lived, but has now vanished. Which is a shame, ’cos if you put that thing in a little blue T-shirt, with a phone number on the back, it would be King of the Jungle and have its own ITV2 series by the end of December.
As it is . . . I have remained transfixed by a fascinating and revelatory series of I’m A Celebrity . . . Get Me Out Of Here!, although an unsatisfactory pattern had established itself by last weekend.
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