Goop’s Valentine’s Day Gift Guide Has Arrived: 24 Vibrators, $77,000 Earrings and a Rose Quartz Checkers Set

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Anna Tingley What’s great about a Goop gift guide is that the list itself is as much a gift as the extravagant, over-the-top offerings that Gwyneth Paltrow and her team curate every year.More important than whether you can actually afford earrings that cost more than four years of college tuition, or how much use you’d really get out of a gold-filled necklace that doubles as a vibrator, are the imaginative conversations each of these Goopland creations elicit: who would spend $2,000 on a rose quartz checkers set they’ll never play, and what room is the best place to light a “Smells Like My Vagina” candle?In fact, the Goop gift guide might make the perfect conversation to have over a romantic Valentine’s dinner, perhaps topped off by Paltrow-approved Roe Caviar.

Thankfully, there are also more realistic gift ideas on this year’s list — ones that don’t cost more than $100 and will still make you feel like the type of person to have a chic LSD trip in the name of self care.Below, shop the best pieces from Goop’s Valentine’s Gift Guide.Totaling $77,000, these enchanting earrings top Goop’s list as the most expensive gift on the guide.

But you get what you pay for if you have the savings; Pavé diamonds line a yellow gold base from which dozens of emerald-cut rubies dangle like a chandelier.

The statement piece makes the perfect accessory to pair with swept back hair and a dressed-up fit for date night. BUY NOW: $77,000 Buy It A classic gold link bracelet never goes out of style, and better yet if it’s topped off with white diamonds for some added sparkle.