DANNY Dyer has revealed he needs surgery on his genitals because he has a testicle the size of “a f***ing jacket potato”. The EastEnders actor, 43, said he has a type of swelling called a hydrocele and needs to have a procedure to reduce it.
He said: “I'm thinking about having a bit of laser (eye) surgery but the other thing I've got to get done is my b*****k. I've got a massive b*****k, it's called a hydrocele. “Basically one of them is like a f***ing jacket potato.
For real. It's one big ball. “So I've got the biggest b*****k in the world and the smallest b*****k in the world. “If it's a cold day then my winkle looks like a little slug lying on an apple.
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