lips were torn off in a savage dog attack has cheekily posted that then the plastic surgeons repair his face he’s going to ask them if he can have a penis extension as well.
Lewis Marno was severely disfigured and has been left in "constant pain" after being attacked by the animal over the weekend.
But whatever else the self-employed sports coach has lost, his sense of humour remains intact. Taking to Facebook from his hospital bed, he wrote: I’ve had better bank holiday weekends.
Got bit by a dog, I’m okay surgery went great, just tired & sore”. While grim photos reveal that Lewis’ lips were completely torn off, leaving him unable to eat or even speak, he added: I’ll be back to looking like a 10 out if 10 in no time, so don’t anybody think this is an opportunity for you to try to steal my bird off me.“I’ve still got my sense of humour, nice legs & a perky bum.
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