Simon Cowell’s done for talent shows what Andy Carroll’s stag do did for marital bliss.You can’t blame viewers for deserting Britain’s Got Talent in droves.It’s morphed into The Voice plus sob stories, imported speciality acts and really naff turns.Those dancing dinosaurs should have been buzzed off at their first audition.The Witches conjured up nine minutes of ham building up to the anti-climax of a tame rat in a box.Granted, Amanda Holden running off after grasping something fierce and hairy was a TV first.
But how is that an act?What do you think? Have your say in the comments belowIt might’ve worked better if the judges had played it straight instead of trying – and failing – to be funny.They axed some hopefuls for “not improving” between shows.
Well, they haven’t! These puffed-up clowns are barely qualified to judge karaoke night in The Albert.They didn’t realise mimic Ben Nickless was doing Freddie Starr’s old act, with a pinch of Duncan Norvelle.Is BGT rigged?
Perish the thought, but if Cowell really believed Mel Day would make tonight’s final “amazing”, then why put the veteran soul singer on first?Only one act who performed in the first four spots made it through.
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