25 of the best jokes and one liners by Scottish comedians

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humour.From Stanley Baxter and Chic Murray to Billy Connolly and Kevin Bridges we've produced a load of great comics. We've all heard some of the old classics:A Glasgow woman goes to the dentist and gets into the chair."Comfy?" asks the dentist.To which she responds: "Govan."Thankfully, these professional comedians are much cleverer when it comes to jokes and one liners.“Trump’s nothing like Hitler.

There’s no way he could write a book”  Frankie Boyle"Don't vote, it just encourages them." - Billy Connolly[On Donald Trump] “He’s sort of like a pumpkin having a nervous breakdown." - Frankie Boyle“I’m learning the hokey cokey.

Not all of it. But – I’ve got the ins and outs.” - Iain Stirling“In Glasgow, ‘how’ means ‘why’? You do not ponder.

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