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Wardy's Wagers: Footie may be suspended but I am still putting my money on Kane
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dailystar.co.ukI keep fantasising that I’m Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin and Bing Crosby. Think I’ve got the crooner virus. I’ve not yet got coronavirus, or the even more scary affliction, the PANIC over coronavirus.
I was at the post office and two guys came in wearing masks. There was TOTAL PANIC!!!! Then they said: “This is a robbery,” and everyone calmed down.
I’ve also not been panic-buying toilet rolls like a lunatic. But if I run out of them, I’m covered. I will just use the piles of losing betting slips I have acquired from Cheltenham.
I also have a great formula to make hand sanitiser at home. Here goes: Take one litre of pure alcohol. Drink it. Forget about hand sanitiser and coronavirus.
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