Sir Billy Connolly hopes to have last laugh with pun on gravestone
dailyrecord.co.ukSir Billy Connolly has revealed that he wants “You’re Standing on My Balls” etched on his gravestone in TINY writing. The 80-year-old Big Yin said he wanted the writing to be in “tiny wee” letters, so people had to get up close before realising what it said.The dad of five – married to Pamela Stephenson, 73 – said: “I’ve always liked graveyards.
I like reading the headstones.“Lots of them have Bob Dylan’s line ‘Forever Young’ written on them. P**h. We’re not forever young.“We’re forever decomposing. ‘Forever Dead’ would be more fitting.“There’s a lot of hogwash. ‘Asleep’...
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