SIMON Cowell swears at David Walliams in a funny James Bond-themed openining sketch on Britain's Got Talent tonight. The 60-year-old music mogul is shown cursing as he comes out of his hotel to see the tiny car David has arrived to collect him in, with a tiny Union Jack covering his mouth for the pre-watershed audience.
He rages: "Are you serious?" and turns to go head back inside before reluctantly clambering in alongside the 48-year-old, who is dressed in a white tuxedo with red flower like Sean Connery's Bond.
David, 48, pulls away, asking: "Do you think I'd make a good James Bond?" to which Simon replies sarcastically: "Outstanding." Unafraid to wind him up a little further, David tells him with a smile: "You're looking well.
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