Is it too late to get Dominic West on the MBE list? He definitely deserves some kind of honour for services during a time of national crisis.
His marriage saga, which has played out over the last few days, featuring twists and turns that no one could have predicted, has been the first properly engaging distraction from coronavirus for over six months.
Bravo, all involved. Because, seriously, what the heck is going on? Westgate kicked off over the weekend, when photos emerged of Dominic, 50, on a jaunt to Rome, nuzzling and stroking 31-year-old actress Lily James.
Even before the part when he rubbed up against her as they rode an electric scooter – built for one – it had all the trademarks of an embarrassing mid-life crisis.
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