Piers Morgan, 58, vowed that he'd "restore Britain" to its "former glorious non-woke self" with the help of a twenty-point plan - and sanctions involving Unholy singer Sam Smith's videos are at the heart of his strategy.
The semi-satirical piece, published in his column for The Sun on Thursday, suggests that "all 'preferred personal pronouns'" should be "banned with immediate effect", as they are "pointless, confusing and annoying".
The TalkTV star - who is clearly feeling more Uncensored than Unholy - also took a swipe at Sam Smith. "People caught using [a pronoun] would be sentenced to 500 hours community service watching Sam 'he/they/person/whatever' Smith videos," he declared. READ NOW: James Corden snatches his phone away after Prince Harry callsPiers also suggested: "Anyone incapable of defining a woman as an 'adult human female' [should be] permanently barred from holding any form of public office. "When the question was posed to Rishi Sunak his answer was in line with what Piers believes a woman to be, prompting the latter to suggest that he should become the PM's new anti-woke minister.
Rishi also addressed the gender topic in an interview for Conservative Home, when he was reminded of Labour leader Keir Starmer's claim that "99.
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