'My surgeon accidentally glued my cheeks together when I got my bum hole removed'

Carol Vorderman has given fans a tour of her £100k custom built van - which she has dubbed the 'Vordervan'. The former Countdown presenter, 61, purchased the vehicle in 2021 and has been keeping her followers updated on its transformation from van to portable home. Carol has even created her own separate Instagram account specifically for her creation.

Just like a Disney movie! Ashley Tisdale got her fairy tale ending when she married Christopher French — and things have only gotten sweeter.

While Ukrainian filmmakers have called out international festivals such as Cannes and Karlovy Vary for the inclusion of Russian titles in their lineups, Liev Schreiber, who has Ukrainian roots stemming from his maternal grandfather, admits he “struggles” with the idea of boycotting art of any kind.

Love Island's Casa Amor has officially opened its doors for 2022, with this year's line-up of boys unveiled - while the group of girls also teased in last night's episode.

Rachel Stevens has announced her split from husband Alex Bourne just one month before they were due to celebrate their 13th wedding anniversary. The 44-year-old singer shared the news that her marriage to childhood sweetheart Alex, 45, has come to an end on her Instagram Stories, according to the Mirror.

A man has been arrested after an alleged theft at a funeral parlour in Glasgow. Police were called to Dennistoun after receiving a report of a theft from McLeans Funeral Services on Alexandra Parade on Monday, June 27.

Community groups and third-sector organisations can apply for a new fund to support people in Renfrewshire affected by drugs and alcohol.

MIchelle Heaton has shared a selection of 'painful' photos taken during her alcohol battle and recovery, as she marks 14 months sober. The Liberty-X star hopes showing her darkest days will help others struggling with addiction.

haircut - sometimes it's better to leave it to the professionals.One bloke learned the hard way after he went live on Facebook while giving himself a trim with the shears but he soon realised he'd made a mistake.He was trying to make the front of his hairline straight after putting waves in his hair but it ended off going wonky as one side of his hairline was further back than the other. READ MORE: Bikini-clad women with different body types 'wow' with 'fat or skinny?' poolside danceHis video was then inundated with laugh reactions when he realised his mistake as his friends commented on it calling him "fried" and asking him "what the hell he did."TikTok user @bme.3g4l shared a small clip of his blunder from his live session, simply captioned: "What was I thinking?"The video gained multiple likes since it was posted to the app on Saturday as his followers left some hilarious suggestions of how he can fix his epic fail.

Everyone can thank Khloé Kardashian for the latest update to a certain product in Kim Kardashian’s shapewear line!

Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson sure know how to bond in their own weird way!

TikTok as @c1nc00, shared a strange clip of his mum biting his leg before the imprint was traced by a tattoo artist. He then had the 'odd choice' permanently inked on him, which made his mum emotional as he recorded her blubbering over the tribute. READ MORE: 'Ireland’s most tattooed man' gets Kray twins portraits on back The video, which has gained more than 240,000 likes, was captioned: "It's her crying at the end is what makes it worth it."TikTok users were divided over the video as some saw it as a touching tribute to his mum, but others claimed it was just "odd."One user said: "Respect.

fashion company went bust last month after it fell into administration, until Mike Ashley's Frasers Group bought the brand at the beginning of June - a day after Missguided failed to find another buyer.Despite the Missguided website being down for some time, the site is up and running once again with a massive discount on products to try and flog the remaining stock.

READ MORE: Woman wants to dump partner of five years as he won't stop making Pringles jokeIn a TikTok clip that has racked up a huge 3.4million views, Bonnie shared what her other half, Harry, got up to on the club dancefloor.It seemed he was on his best behaviour, that’s for sure.With her hair scraped back in a pony and her face halfway off the screen, the babe shared: “My boyfriend of 2 ½ years on his lads holiday everyone.”No, he didn’t smooch another woman or have his eyes wonder elsewhere.Want all the biggest Lifestyle news straight to your inbox? Sign up for our free Daily Star Hot Topics newsletterHarry stayed very loyal indeed, so much so people have been heart-warmed by the gesture.Busting some moves, the lad held his phone up to his face to show the fellow club goers a snap of the loved up pair.That’s one way to show that you are truly off bounds!Many people fled to the comments to praise Harry for his actions, and even urged the pair to get hitched.One person commented: “You got a keeper gal.”Another user added: “That’s reassurance at its finest.”Whilst a third person voiced: “I sat here and literally said to myself 'please don’t be kissing another girl' then I saw the rest and went to 'aw that’s so cute!'.”Someone else expressed: “This gives me hope.”Meanwhile, a fifth person urged: “You're getting married to him 100%.”READ NEXT:Woman gets brutally mocked for taking 23 kilo suitcase on backpacking tripBest rated beaches in Majorca perfect for Love Island obsessed holidaymakersAmsterdam stag do buy bikes to make 230-mile journey home after easyJet cancellation

the Mirror.And a hotel guest appeared to run over to the staff members to ask them to leave his towel on the lounger while it was being removed.The public appear to be on the side of the towel removers, backing a move away from over-zealous sunbed reservers.One user commented: "It's the ones who reserve poolside who don't show up until 4pm".Proctor replied: "Exactly. I was lying there thinking… go on! They took their bags, towels and everything left a note on the sun lounger where to collect."She said it was 'absolutely hilarious' watching people come back to find their towels removed from the sun loungers, claiming that many did not return until mid-afternoon.Another user urged more hotels to adopt the policy, making the competition for sunbeds determined by who arrives first.On TikTok commenter said they'd visited a hotel where sun lounger reservations were connected to rooms, meaning there was no need to compete with fellow guests.

If you’re a keen fake tanner, you’ll know the frustration of meticulously layering on your formula only to find a few days later it begins to fade and go patchy. While there’s no way to make fake tan sit on skin forever, sadly, there are ways you can quickly remove the old colour and get skin ready for a fresh coat of self tan.

Paris Hilton is dating Tom Cruise. Not really, but it certainly looks like it. In a new video, Hilton and a skilled Tom Cruise impersonator dressed up for a film premiere, with both of them discussing how the news of their relationship would break the world.Selena Gomez says she was ‘honored’ to be a part of Britney Spears’ weddingChristina Aguilera brings Paris Hilton and Kim Petras to the stage, performs ‘Lady Marmalade’A post shared by Miles Fisher (@milesfisher)The video starts off with fake Cruise, arranging the finishing touches on his tux.

Hailey and Justin Bieber are “closer” than ever after going through some scary moments this year!

the Mirror.In the picture's caption the poster wrote: “My seat neighbour on the plane brought an Xbox to play during the 12-hour flight to Bangkok." The image was met with great praise from those on the website, who applauded the "genius" idea.One branded him a “legend” while another called it a “sick setup”.One pleased Redditer joked: “This is the kind of mobile gaming I can get behind.”A fourth added: “As a middle aged man who wants to game but often find he doesn’t have the time, I respect the hell out of this move!”With air travel increasingly a drag due to the prospect of lengthy queues and cancellations, travel hacks are are burgeoning currency. One TikTok tip shows passengers how to keep their bargain Ryanair flights as cheap as possible - by avoiding the airline's hand luggage fees.

Related: Ozzy Osbourne to undergo major surgery ‘to determine rest of his life’ The song was almost immediately criticised by fans and disability advocates, with tweets and TikToks explaining the history and offensive nature of the term being shared and liked hundreds of thousands of times. Hey @lizzo my disability Cerebral Palsy is literally classified as Spastic Diplegia (where spasticity refers to unending painful tightness in my legs) your new song makes me pretty angry + sad.

holiday is supposed to be stress free.But for some, leaving your worries behind in the confines of your home can be difficult.Especially when you do not have anyone to house sit while you are basking in the sun hundreds or even thousands of miles away.One common concern that may race through people’s minds may be whether or not the electric dithers - which could spoil the food in your freezer without you knowing.And with the cost of living rising, wasting a bunch of frozen goods is not what you want after coming back from holiday.Even worse - getting a dodgy tum from eating meat that has defrosted and refrozen again without you knowing.Fear not though, Steph Mackin has taken to TikTok to share her nifty hack that makes sure you know whether your frozen food is good to eat.And all you need is some ice, an egg cup and a penny.In the clip that has racked up 2.5million views, Steph opened her freezer door to show that she had frozen some ice in an egg cup.She then placed a penny on top of the ice and placed it back in the freezer so the cup is standing upright and closed the door.“Going on holiday… did anyone else get taught to do this?” Steph asked.Despite leaving some people confused about the pre-holiday ritual, she explained: “If the electricity goes you’ll know to throw away the food in the freezer cause the penny won’t be on top of the ice anymore.”So if the electric fails, the penny will actually be lower down or frozen within the ice as the freezer would have defrosted.This would make sure the food inside is safe to eat!Stunned at Steph's hack, many people fled to the comments to thank her for sharing.One person commented: “That’s amazing.