Jeremy Clarkson and girlfriend mortified after stumbling across man 'pleasuring himself'

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There's no doubting that it's been a rough 10 years for Manchester United. Ever since the great Sir Alex Ferguson left the club, the Reds have struggled to compete with the teams at the top of the table, and now find themselves in need of rebuilding after a severely disappointing season.

Phil Taylor in darts, Lewis Hamilton in F1 or Usain Bolt in the 100m - except his speciality involves snacking on sausages. Nicknamed 'Jaws', the 38-year-old chomped his way through an eye-watering 63 hot dogs and buns at the annual wienerthon, but unusually it wasn't his eating exploits that grabbed the headlines.

Victoria Beckham is worried about how her daughter will cope with body image issues as she gets older.Posh Spice, 48, admitted she’s “terrified” as Harper grows up and worries about “cruel” trolls targeting the 10-year-old.The fashion designer said: “Harper isn’t on social media, so we don’t have to worry about that just yet. But seeing how cruel people can be, yes it really does [concern me].READ MORE: Victoria Beckham, 48, wows in sheer lace minidress for beach fashion show“She’s at that age where her body is going to start changing, but it’s about making sure that we communicate a lot as a family and she surrounds herself with nice friends.“But it is quite terrifying, I can’t lie.”The former pop star says she will always be a protective mother.She said: “You want to offer your support and do what you can to help them.But it makes you a bit nervous because, you know...

Love Island's Dami Hope has been branded the "biggest hypocrite" by viewers after he took swipe at co-star after steamy kiss.Main villa boy Dami locked lips with newbie Summer Bowte on the terrace while the girls, including Indiyah Polack, are at Casa Amor.Fans were quick to brand the Irish scientist the "biggest hypocrite" after he made a sly swipe at fellow co-star, Ekin-Su Cülcüloğlu.READ NEXT: Love Island 2022 Casa Amor bombshells' sexiest snaps as they cause stir in villaSummer asks Dami: “Do you feel sneaky up here?”To which Dami said: "We didn't crawl in," which refered to when Ekin-Su and Jay Younger crawled onto the terrace twice for sneaky smooches, earlier on in the series.Summer then agreed: “It’s a secret but it’s not a secret," before adding: “Would you say I’m your type?”Dami admits she is his type and they have a staring competition, before sharing their first kiss.But viewers at home were quick to pick up on the sly swipe from Dami, and one penned: "'we didn’t crawl in' dami really thinks he’s better than ekin su ?"Another echoed: "Dami casually throwing shade at ekin- su & jay “Atleast we didn’t crawl up here."While a third said: "How is Dami doing an ekin su after shaking her."And a fourth added: "Dami is a hypocrite… when EKIN su did this shit y’all were cryin."This comes as fans fumed over Dami's steamy kiss with Summer, as fans continue to back Damiyah.Fans of Dami and Indiyah are up in arms over the cheeky snog the pair shared on the terrace.One fan took to Twitter and penned: "I knew there was something about Dami I ain’t really like doing my girl indiyah wrong smh [shaking my head]."Someone else added: "Indiyah is the best looking girl in both villas and Dami literally had that 50k on standby now

Chelsea have emerged as shock front runners to sign Manchester United wantaway Cristiano Ronaldo, but the 37-year-old has been urged to focus on a "sexy" move to Bayern Munich.The five-time Ballon d'Or winner may have only returned to United last summer, but due to their failure to secure Champions League football the Portuguese star has reportedly asked to leave. Chelsea have been placed on high alert, and agent Jorge Mendes offered Ronaldo to co-owner Todd Boehly last month.Chelsea are said to be pondering a move, especially after Romelu Lukaku secured a loan switch back to Inter Milan.

J. Kim Murphy SPOILER ALERT: Do not read if you have not watched Episodes 8 and 9 of “Stranger Things 4,” now streaming on Netflix.With the second volume of “Stranger Things” Season 4 now in the books, Netflix is pulling back the curtain a bit on the creation behind the final two episodes of the season.

Boris Johnson has released a statement in response to Jeremy Clarkson's plea for the government to prioritise farming.Jeremy, 62, shared a video to his 7.7million Twitter followers on Monday morning, revealing what he believes the government should focus on.The broadcaster said: "Hi, I am Jeremy Clarkson and in the next Parliament I would like to see the Government prioritising farming."We have been asked to diversify and when we try to do that the local authorities tell us we can’t. That needs addressing."Jeremy became an unlikely campaigner for the farming industry after starring in Clarkson's Farm on Amazon Prime.The show follows the former Top Gear host as he attempts to grow crops and look after livestock on land he owns in the Cotswolds.The TV presenter bought the farm, called Diddly Squat, in 2008.

Jeremy Clarkson was left enraged by the government rules around selling crayfish, which he claims “continue to wreak havoc” at his Diddly Squat Farm.The Clarkson’s Farm presenter wanted to sell the crayfish at his farm shop, but has so far been prevented from doing so.Jeremy, 62, wants to fund work on a lake by catching and selling crustaceans in it as “glorified prawn cocktails”.The former Top Gear presenter went on to explain: “The problem is the crayfish I have are American.“They’re labelled an invasive species.“The Government’s forced to spend millions employing a team to make and apply rules about what can and can’t be done with them.” The Amazon Prime star was told by the Environment Agency that it is “currently unable to process applications to trap crayfish”.This put an end to his plans, leading Jeremy to slam the government and the way it operates.He fumed: “The upshot is the crayfish will continue to wreak havoc."Whereas if the government employed fewer spies and fewer bureaucrats and wrote fewer rules, it'd be a little bit better.

TV star Jeremy Clarkson is seething after being banned from selling crayfish in his farm shop. The 62-year-old wants to fund work on a lake by catching and flogging crustaceans in it as “glorified prawn cocktails”.

Jeremy Clarkson, 62, spoke out in support of Len Goodman, 78, after he confessed during TV coverage of the Queen's Platinum Jubilee celebrations that his grandmother had sneered at the thought of cooking coronation chicken. According to her, the curry powder used to make it was "foreign muck" - but Jeremy has dismissed claims of racism."The response was immediate.

Jeremy Clarkson caused horror when he told the world that he would "happily stamp repeatedly" on the head of a badger if he encountered one on his land. Now he has directed a savage jibe at the presenters of Springwatch after they spoke out in defence of the species, countering that it is the "most terrible" one on the planet.Jeremy, 62, exclaimed on Twitter today: "I can’t imagine the nation’s hedgehogs, lapwings or farmers are as pleased about badgers as the presenters of Springwatch."He had already exchanged angry comments with Chris Packham earlier this year about who was responsible for the decline in hedgehogs, with Chris insisting that farmers were to blame, and Jeremy pointing to badgers.The comment today, made in view of his 7.7 million followers, reignited the debate.@AlanPWig1 hit back: "I like badgers more than people."However an unrepentant Jeremy didn't skip a beat when he responded: "They are the most terrible animals on earth."@sandle08 stood up for the Clarkson's Farm star, insisting that the species is responsible for the decimation of local wildlife."Thank you Clarkson for speaking out," he exclaimed."Not many people with the celebrity pull come out with the truth."He added: "Farmers are not to blame for the decline in songbirds,bees and hedgehogs.

He added that as he turned 62, he was scared of dying as it “cannot be that far away”. The star said, instead of hiding away, he plans to “go to the pub”. He concluded by saying that death doesn’t frighten him as much as “it should”.Jeremy is best known for hosting motoring shows Top Gear and The Grand Tour. Both programmes were filmed alongside co-hosts Richard Hammond and James May. The star also writes weekly columns for The Sunday Times and The Sun. Clarkson has hosted the revived ITV game show Who Wants To Be a Millionaire, replacing former host Chris Tarrant.The second season of his Amazon Prime show, Clarkson’s Farm has been renewed. 

Jeremy Clarkson has admitted that he once stumbled across a man in a car who was “pleasuring himself” whilst parked out in public.The former Top Gear presenter recalled the disturbing moment he got an eyeful of the man’s activities.The 62-year-old said he had pulled up beside the vehicle with his girlfriend, Lisa Hogan because he was worried about “poachers” as there had been a number of reports in the area.The inquisitive Clarkson got out of his car to take a look but soon realised what was happening, unfortunately too late.Writing in his Sunday Times column, Jeremy wrote: “I was coming home from the pub the other night when I saw a car parked at the side of the road."In the middle of nowhere, next to what I call 'the Big Wood' and as there have been reports in recent weeks of poachers in the area, I thought it might be prudent to stop to see what was what."He continued: “So, I pulled up alongside the car and inside was a young man who was using one hand to smoke a large joint and the other to, how can I put this, frantically pleasure himself."Clarkson said that the man had stopped what he was doing in horror before he lowered his window and said: “Oh my God, you’re Jeremy Clarkson!”He says that he and Lisa exchanged a smile before he had realised the couple were there and fortunately they still recall the moment and laugh together.Fans recently questioned whether the former presenter had been hacked after he posted a suspicious-looking tweet.He posted an automated link from TikTok which alleged he had “found the greatest thing ever on social media” and urged his followers to “check out” the link.Followers thought that his account had fallen victim to online trolls and tweeted back at him, but Jeremy was quick to clear

JEREMY Clarkson has recalled the horrifying moment he came across a complete stranger "pleasuring himself" in public. The TV legend, 62, wrote in his Sunday Times column of the time he pulled up beside a parked car only to find a man doing some unspeakable things.

Jeremy Clarkson has enraged Welsh football fans on Twitter with his comments about their recent win against Ukraine. On Sunday, Wales beat Ukraine in the playoff to qualify for their first World Cup finals since 1958.Jeremy, 62, sparked outrage on Twitter after speaking out against the win in view of his 7.7 million followers. He tweeted yesterday evening: “A momentous win for sure but also the biggest PR disaster in Welsh history.”The Clarkson’s Farm presenter was pointing out that a win against Ukraine could not be a completely celebratory occasion for Wales, given that the former country is currently being invaded by Russia. Some people weren’t too pleased with Jeremy’s take on the situation, however. Wales' victory means the country will compete in the World Cup for the first time in more than 60 years, which made it an emotional day for many. The Welsh were over the moon to achieve such a feat after beating Ukraine 1-0 at the Cardiff City Stadium.Addressing Jeremy’s views on the match, one Twitter user ThisIsMyCorner hit back: “Jog on.

Jeremy Clarkson refuses to hug or kiss Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? contestants even if they win the jackpot - in case they accidentally end up snogging. The telly host said he does not like hugging men or women in any circumstances because it is "too intimate" and his "genitals are perilously close to theirs".And he finds greetings kisses a "nightmare" because he often ends up puckering up to the wrong bit of someone’s face.Consequently Jeremy, 62, warns all guests on his big money quiz show in advance he will not engage in any embrace or smooch even if they win its £1million top prize.Instead the star, who also presents The Grand Tour and Clarkson’s Farm, extends the offer of a handshake.He is campaigning for the return of the "simple, painless and free" greeting which was wiped out by Covid in case it spread the virus."I don’t really like hugging other men,’" he said."There’s always a sense that my genitals are perilously close to theirs, and I really, really don’t like it when they move in for a kiss, which sometimes happens as well."I don’t even like hugging women especially."It’s too intimate and there’s always a danger that they’re going to report you to the police.

ITV bosses would cast their net wider when they picked Jeremy Clarkson as the host of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire. Broadcaster Jeremy, 62, joined the revival of the series in 2018 after Chris, 75, left in 2014 following the quiz show's debut in 1998. And television personality Ingrid, 67, who split from Chris in 2007, says she'd rather have seen someone totally different from Chris on the popular show.

Jeremy Clarkson, 62, who declared himself a "remainer", shared his thoughts as he weighed in on the flags being paraded around his area. Millions of people throughout the UK have come together to celebrate the historic event of the Queen's Platinum Jubilee, with Union Jack flags on show in several cities as a sign of passion and patriotism.The car-enthusiast turned farmer sparked a social media reaction as he revealed the European flag (EU) was on full display in the area of Charlbury - although he found the move amusing he cheekily reacted to the move.In view of his 7.7 million followers, the Clarkson's Farm star admitted he found the move "funny" but also described it as "c***ish".He penned: "Someone in Charlbury is flying the EU flag.

Jeremy Clarkson's girlfriend Lisa Hogan admonished in her latest video for the Diddly Squat Farm Shop's Instagram account. However, the leader of a herd of cows continued to advance towards her, with seemingly no intention of moo-ving back.Instagram fans debated whether it was charging menacingly, or just having some playful farmyard fun.However Lisa hinted at her possible nerves after the video was captioned: "Yikes!"@skogsmaskinsforarn joked: "A cow is all fun n games until it decides to stomp you into the ground!" (sic)@nicolasangwin concurred, adding: "My 3 Labradors & I got chased by a herd of cows about 6 months ago.

Jeremy Clarkson, 62, has poked fun at a hoax that posed as the Department of Media, Culture and Sport and claimed he would receive an OBE from Buckingham Palace.The Top Gear star grew suspicious after receiving an “official-looking email” stating he was set to receive the honour.Jeremy wrote: “There were a couple of things that made me suspicious, though.“Number one: Why on earth would they give me an OBE? And number two: The email said it was for services to sport.“What services to sport? Turning up at Stamford Bridge once in a while.”Jeremy went on to say some “gullible” people might actually take the bait and turn up to Buckingham Palace “in a penguin suit”.“Imagine their little faces when the guard says they’re not on the list,” he added in his column for The Sun.Jeremy had previously said he thought it was unlikely he would ever receive a knighthood due to his past actions.He admitted he was "hardly a model citizen" and thus did not think he would ever get to kneel before Her Majesty at ­Buckingham Palace.In a 2020 interview, the 60-year-old said: “I think you only have to look on Wikipedia and go, ‘No, not this one’.“I’m hardly a model citizen. I just can’t in my wildest dreams imagine anybody’s going to sit there and go, ‘Queen’s Honours, I think Jeremy Clarkson’."I just can’t hear those words being spoken in an oak-panelled room in Whitehall.