Get the United transfer latest, team news, match updates and analysis delivered straight to your inbox every day for free Cristiano Ronaldo's return to Manchester United was the modern-day rendition of Jesus' resurrection as the five-time Ballon d'Or winner revived his legacy by using Manchester City's interest to birth a new era at Old Trafford, showing exactly why United were right to wait for Christ's emergence.
Ronaldo has seemingly birthed a new era at United, already rolling out the red carpet for Anthony Elanga and Mason Greenwood to soak up the 36-year-old's habits, in a ploy that would not have been possible had Ole Gunnar Solskjaer not exiled Romelu Lukaku.
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