Celtic picked some week to be in the United States. The arrived just after someone took a shot at Donald Trump and they were still in Washington when President Joe Biden announced he was giving up the ghost in the fight for the White House later this year.
Apparently the final straw was when one of his staff said he looked more dazed and confused than the Scotland squad at the Euros.
Sleepy Joe will have more time to nap come November but there’s no rest for the Celtic squad as they said farewell to DC and headed to North Carolina.
It’s only a short flight south but it’s a different world entirely. The taxi driver told us that everyone carries a gun down here, but that actually means they don’t tend to draw them too often, as there’s every chance the other dude will whip out their weapon too.
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