Which Barbie doll are you based on your zodiac sign?
nypost.comfantastic. Standing blonde and bold at 11 inches tall with tip toes and preternaturally perky tits, Barbie, full name Barbara Millicent Roberts, was introduced by Mattel Inc.
on March 9, 1959, at the American International Toy Fair in New York City.In astrology it’s not only people but pets, places and plastic effigies that have birth charts.
In kind, March 9, 1959 can be understood as Barbie’s true birthday, making our girl a DOUBLE Pisces with both her sun and moon deep diving in the mutable, muddy waters of the last sign of the zodiac.How unbelievably apropos that a symbol of unattainable female beauty standards who was built for play and modeled after a gag gift should have two major planets in the sign associated with dreams, fantasies, illusions, projections and the currents of the cultural collective.
Barbie was co-created by a gun crazed, cocaine fueled, paranoia prone Scorpio swinger who once held his own child hostage. Pisces is also associated with addiction, delusions and the permeable line between genius and madness.
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