There is no Old Firm as infamous Celtic prankster returns to guarantee Hotline a comedy act are heading one way

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We’re just six days away from the return to domestic action with the Premier Sports Cup group stages kicking off on Saturday.But the excitement levels are starting to build ahead of the new Premiership season too - and it’s no surprise that it’s the Celtic support who are bounding into the new campaign with a swagger in their step.

Hoops fan Gordon Ashley, Ayr, said: “What a fantastic position the champions are in.“A mountain of cash in the bank with another avalanche of cash coming in from all angles this season, hoovering up trophies, share prices rocketing and a second training centre well down the line.

When you compare it to the utter comedy show shambles going on over the garden fence you can see that this long running battle is now over.”Michael Emonds, Northampton, added: “Caller Chris Lowe has definitely got a case of Celtic-phobia and O’Riley Syndrome.

He slates Celtic’s shortcomings in Europe and blames it all on 23-year-old Matt. In O’Riley’s time at Celtic, he’s won three league title and three cups, against one League Cup won but the Govan Galacticos.