‘The Late Show with Stephen Colbert’ Teases Donald Trump For Moving Inauguration Inside: ‘You Weather Cuck!’

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Michael Schneider Variety Editor at Large Stephen Colbert opened Monday’s inauguration day edition of CBS’ “The Late Show” by giving us permission to live by “airport rules” for the next four years: “Calories don’t count, and it’s perfectly reasonable to have a vodka tonic at 8 a.m.” But the truth of the matter is, it’s still stunning that a convicted felon who also encouraged his followers to storm the Capitol and try to overthrow the government is now once again in the Oval Office. “How do you make sense of today?

How did we get here? Well, Secretary of Defense Don Rumsfeld had these famous axioms,” Colbert began his explainer. “He had three of them: There was ‘known knowns,’ things that you know that you know.

There are ‘known unknowns,’ things that you know that you don’t know. And then there are ‘unknown unknowns,’ things that you don’t know, that you don’t know.

He said that that last group was the most dangerous. But he never completed the quartet of the possible combinations. The most dangerous one is the ‘unknown knowns’ — things that we know, but we choose to unknow for some reason.