Rangers are a Rolls-Royce of a team and stock car Celtic are heading for a write off - Hugh Keevins

TikTok, with the video racking up more than 2million views since it was uploaded this week.To begin, the presenter asks him: "Did you really want to charge to use toilets on Ryanair planes?"Michael replies: "Yes, but not because I want the money – we give the money away to charity. I want to get rid of the two toilets at the back of the planes so I can add six extra seats."With six extra seats I can lower everyone’s airfare for by another 5%, all year round."TikTok users were divided by his comments though.One wrote: "He’s 100% correct...

slammed for making British tea by boiling milk in a kettle and were mocked for not knowing what grit boxes are.But this time, the baffled American has questioned what the silver rectangular grids are that can be found on the pavement in some British parks.Posting to TikTok under the name @swfinds, the American posed the question: “Can someone please tell me what these are?“They are everywhere on the dangerous sidewalks in the UK.”In the clip which has now racked up 185,000 views, the American filmed two metal sections in the path that have rounded bars going across them.But instead of Brits enlightening the American on what they are for, they of course provided them with some very sarcastic and very wrong answers.One person commented: “They’re breathing holes for the loch-ness monster.”Another user chuckled: “Windows for the people of the underground crumpet factories.”Whilst a third person expressed: “They are grids which immediately trap year 7s, they then get teleported to the police station.”Someone else declared: “Speed boost.”Meanwhile, a fifth person giggled: “Outdoor toaster.”Luckily for the confused American, a kind commenter shared what the ‘dangerous’ metal bars in the ground were - it turns out they are cattle grids and they are not harmful at all.One person shared: “It’s a cattle block so animals and cattle can’t pass.”Well, we guess someone learnt something new today! Get all the biggest Lifestyle news straight to your inbox. Sign up for the free Daily Star Hot Topics newsletter

Celtic’s board of directors must have been granted a stay of execution or else the firing squad’s mums and dads wouldn’t let them out so late on a school night.Either that or the would-be assailants put their balaclavas on back to front – and shot themselves in the foot.But seriously, the story has moved on from annoying adolescents and their disturbed dreams about discharging firearms.Celtic’s win over Lille was a congratulatory pat on the head as they went out of the Europa League, finishing bottom of their group.Rangers got the last 32, and the increased prize money that goes with it, after beating Lech Poznan to top their section.If the Celtic Trust fan group were honest they would cancel today’s planned demo before the game against

Celtic board to not have to meet their public in person then this would be it. The Premiership champions are a club on the ropes with an agitated fanbase desperately searching for answers as their long-standing Ten In A Row dream fades with each passing week.Celtic have used AGM's in years gone by as a platform to talk up their trophy-laden successes on the pitch and their financial triumphs off it.But rude financial health and domestic dominance during peace time still didn't spare the top table from tough questions and you guarantee some fireworks are incoming this time around.

Kilmarnock. Supporters are unhappy after a run of just one win in 12 games, with demonstrations after the last two home games calling for Neil Lennon to go.

Celtic boss has called for unity as the Hoops season hangs in the balance despite protests outside of the stadium. Seething supporters have left slogans and banners slaughtering him, Peter Lawwell and Dermot Desmond on the ring of steel thrown around Celtic Park.

Mark Warburton was asked the question the more it seemed to irritate him.

Celtic striker Andy Walker has accused the club's board of a 'dereliction of duty' in their failure to sack Neil Lennon. The Irishman has been under fire from all sides after presiding over just two wins from the last 12 games but has been given until January to turn things around by power brokers Peter Lawwell and Dermot Desmond.

Neil Lennon is on the brink but it's not just him who is coming in for criticism. Largest shareholder Dermot Desmond and chief executive Peter Lawwell are also in the firing line, with supporters protesting the running of their club as 10 In A Row slips away.

Celtic fans ahead of their crunch clash with St Johnstone.   Supporters remain unhappy with the club on and off the park with supporters expected to head to the stadium today. The Green Brigade have railed against Peter Lawwell, Dermot Desmond and manager Neil Lennon and have called for a shake-up.

Peter Lawwell and largest shareholder Dermot Desmond on the receiving end of the criticism. The decision to erect the fencing stemmed from furious protests last Sunday, when a large number of Celtic diehards gathered outside the ground to vent their frustrations after going out of the Betfred Cup to Ross County.

Celtic fan group the Green Brigade are unlike other Hoops supporters because they already get extra care and attention from the club. The self-styled 'ultras' unveiled a second banner criticising their team's hierarchy with their latest barb aimed in the direction of decision makers Peter Lawwell and Dermot Desmond after last week's plea for boss Neil Lennon to leave.  The Green Brigade 's appeals were sandwiched between Sunday's angry scenes that led to players and staff being led away by a police escort.

Celtic fans not to protest at Parkhead ahead of Sunday's match with St Johnstone. The Hoops face the in-form Perth side amid a terrible slide that has seen them collect just two wins in 11 games.

Celtic board just hours after club chiefs threw up a ring of steel around Parkhead to keep protesting punters at bay.The ultras group called for boss Neil Lennon ’s dismissal before the Europa League defeat to Sparta Prague nine days ago and have ramped up the pressure on the back of the woeful Betfred Cup exit to Ross County and Thursday’s loss to AC Milan.Another banner was unfurled outside Celtic Park accusing powerbrokers Dermot Desmond and Peter Lawwell of losing the club’s connection with fans – while a statement hammered the pair as unfit to hold office.The demonstration came amid plans for another protest outside the ground at Sunday’s Premiership clash with St Johnstone, on the back of the shameful scenes last weekend where a

Celtic board of being unfit for purpose. The ultra group called on Neil Lennon to go ahead of the Europa League defeat to Sparta Prague – and pressure has just been ramped up again on the manager.

Peter Lawwell has called for unity as he told unhappy fans that "strength in adversity" is needed to overcome a poor run of form. Supporters gathered outside the stadium on Sunday night to call for the removal of manager Neil Lennon following a 2-0 Betfred Cup loss to Ross County.

Neil Lennon and back the manager if he feels he can turn things around. The Betfred Cup holders were dumped out by Ross County on Sunday, going down 2-0 to end their run of 35 successive undefeated cup ties.That brought furious protests outside Celtic Park, with supporters clashing with police as they urged the board to take action.

Neil Lennon could be handed a "stay of execution" by the Celtic board in the wake of the wild scenes that followed Sunday's Betfred Cup exit. The Irishman is facing calls to go but the club hit back at fans who launched missiles from outside the stadium as club officials received a police escort following clashes.

Neil Lennon might not get the chance to come good on his promise.  Sunday's embarrassment against Ross County came hot on the heels of a second consecutive 4-1 defeat to Sparta Prague. It's been a wretched run of only two wins in 10 games and that has Celtic out of Europe, 11 points behind rivals Rangers and the end of their 35-game unbeaten domestic cup record.

Neil Lennon admits excuses just won’t wash any more with the Celtic public. And he admits he’s not prepared to sit like a “happy clapper” and claim everything is going to turn out rosy.

Celtic powerbrokers Dermot Desmond and Peter Lawwell decided they could live with it if things started to shift at home. Neil Lennon talked up a video pow-wow between the trio but Friday feels a long time ago after the embarrassing Betfred Cup defeat to Ross County.