Prince Harry Shares Update on Frostbitten ‘Todger’ to a Stunned Stephen Colbert: ‘It Didn’t Turn Into an Icicle’

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Protecting the family jewels. Prince Harry made Stephen Colbert blush after he followed up on his Spare story about his frostbitten penis.“We’ve taken quite a leap from grief and trauma to my todger,” the Duke of Sussex, 38, said while on The Late Show With Stephen Colbert on Tuesday, January 10, after the host, 58, asked him for an update.“It’s really hard to have this conversation because there’s no one in the audience that has probably read the book yet apart from you and me,” Harry explained before asking Colbert for another tequila.In his debut memoir, Spare, available now, the Invictus Games founder recalled traveling to the North Pole in 2011 for a hike with the veterans organization Walking With the Wounded.“Pa [King Charles III] was very interested, and sympathetic about the discomfort of my frostnipped ears and cheeks, and it was an effort not to overshare and tell him also about my equally tender penis,” Harry wrote. “Upon arriving home I’d been horrified to discover that my nether regions were frostnipped as well, and while the ears and cheeks were already healing, the todger wasn’t.

It was becoming more of an issue by the day.”During his Late Show interview, Colbert asked: “At what point did you realize there was a crisis at the south pole?”Harry revealed that he didn’t notice there was an issue until he got home. “The problem was, first of all, it didn’t turn into an icicle,” he explained. “It wasn’t just like — ” Harry knocked on the table to demonstrate what he meant.“Never?” Colbert asked.

Harry cheekily responded, “No, well…”Harry continued, “It’s fine now, thank you. So the context was that these amazing veterans were doing a walk to the North Pole.