Piers Morgan gloats over very generous (and NSFW) definition of his name according to Urban Dictionary

metro.co.uk:

Piers Morgan is having the time of his life looking up his own name online.The former Good Morning Britain host has discovered the wonders of Urban Dictionary, and he’s sharing the good news with the world.Urban Dictionary is a fanmade, online dictionary with definitions for everything from ‘A bag of cats’ to ‘Z’ed from the feet up’.While it can sometimes come in handy if you’re feeling a bit ancient because there’s a slang word you’ve never heard before, Urban Dictionary is generally a bit of a nonsense place where the most fun derives from searching definitions for your friends’ names and finding the most insulting one.Piers has taken to Twitter, sharing a screengrab of UD’s definition of his own name, which described anyone called Piers.