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Man poos in cup and tries to eat it after smearing walls of police cell with faeces
Mirror Online.The arrest was made on August 11, and things took a turn for the worst when he was taken in, a court heard.Lane, 38, at officers, smeared faeces over his cell and himself, and headbutted a metal toilet bowl before trying to eat his own faeces as a "curtain call".James Hartson, prosecuting, said a "clearly intoxicated" Lane was "making a nuisance of himself" outside a hair salon in the town and trying to get inside.Swansea Crown Court heard the defendant was wearing a loose pair of shorts which were falling down and "part of his genitals were exposed" as he attempted to enter the salon.When he was refused entry to the hairdressers he became irate and concerned staff rang the police.