Nikki Glaser roasts Ben Affleck’s ‘orgasms,’ Selena Gomez’s engagement, Harrison Ford and more in Golden Globes 2025 monologue

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2025 Golden Globes on Sunday night.To kick things off, she went after Ben Affleck — who wasn’t even at the award ceremony or nominated. “Tonight we celebrate the best of film,” the 40-year-old comedian said. “Wicked.

Queer. Nightbitch. These are not just words Ben Affleck yells after he orgasms.”Later in her monologue, Glaser made a joke about Harrison Ford that involved Ariana Grande and Zendaya.“I was actually talking to Harrison backstage, and after he gave me his drink order, I asked him, I said, ‘Would you rather work with Zendaya or Ariana?,’ and he said Indica,” Glaser joked.Glaser also poked fun at Selena Gomez and Benny Blanco, saying, “She’s here tonight with her new fiancé, Benny Blanco.

And Benny Blanco is here because of the genie who granted him that wish. Lucky guy.”The scathing monologue also included jokes about “Joker 2,” “Babygirl,” Keith Urban, Glen Powell, TimothéeChalamet, Robert F.

Kennedy Jr. and Sean “Diddy” Combs.Follow The Post’s live updates to catch all the big moments, winners and celeb red-carpet looksUnsurprisingly, Glaser made fun of “Wicked,” as well.“I did not know a lot about ‘Wicked’ going into this because I had friends in high school but I loved it,” she said. “I loved it so much.