Nikki Glaser Reveals Brutal Jokes She Cut From 2025 Golden Globes Monologue, Including One With Alec Baldwin & Fatal ‘Rust’ Shooting

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Nikki Glaser hosted the 2025 Golden Globes and has been praised for her opening monologue that took a soft approach to her often savage roast jokes.

Glaser seemingly restrained herself from going too hard on the Hollywood celebrities in the ballroom on Sunday night and left some jokes on the cutting room floor.

The standup comedian went on SiriusXM’s The Howard Stern Show on Monday, January 6, and read jokes from the “Stern file,” or jokes that she cut from the main broadcast. “The Golden Globes is the only show where you can see the biggest stars and movies and television joined together with the same goal — getting out of here tonight before Dax Shepard asked them to do his podcast,” Glaser read. “This is the last time all of you will be in the same room together until the Diddy trial.” Glaser explained that this Diddy joke didn’t make the cut because the one that she said on the live show “led us to other jokes.” The comedian also noted that she didn’t want to do the previous joke “because it’s like you’re accusing the people of that room of being involved in that, and they might turn on you.” RELATED: Nikki Glaser’s Pope Song, The Rock’s Chest Hair & The “Inelegant Camera Angles”: The Most Colorful, Crazy & Cringy Moments From The Golden Globes “Zendaya is here.

Zendaya, you were incredible in Dune. Oh, my God, I woke up for all of your scenes. You were so good. And Challengers, girl?