[TERENCE: I’m following her about, forever spritzing her with sanitiser] – we’re going on holiday! Abroad! In July! People without offspring never go on hols in July, and no one is going anywhere this summer.
However, given that we have no young to worry about, no elderly to endanger, and it’s the end of the world and all that, the prospect of seeing Venice without cruise ships was just too alluring.
Even Tezzer the Tight is on board. Although obviously we are staying in an Airbnb rather than The Cip. [TERENCE: The Cipriani may have its own boat – our Airbnb has its own garden]Our travelling styles are as contrasting as everything else in our chalk-and-cheese existence.
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