Jeremy Clarkson's brutal exchange with Ian Hislop revealed: 'He's drawn blood!'

When Chris Tarrant sat down to write a book about his life, he was determined it would be nothing like a regular celebrity memoir. In fact, the very first line of It's Not A Proper Job is: "This is not my autobiography".

Love Island was a "character building experience", adding: "You gotta laugh lol. Nice all inclusive holiday though." Hugo said one of his biggest Ls was: "Producers saying do press ups before walking out cos I looked nervous - I did some, then they laughed and said they were joking."He added that another L was "no one stepping forward" and "girl I was coupled up with asking for a pillow wall in bed".The star also said he was "told to stop swimming and talk to girls", and claimed he was also told to "stop eating and talk to girls", though he didn't say who nudged him to do so.His other Ls included: "Friendship couples, no one stepping forward, green card, girl follower, job done, Aftersun, not being picked for a challenge, putting on a stone, fake, reunion and little orange number."In the comments Hugo added: "In my head was just thinking about the lads roasting me back home."One fan commented: "Little orange number is my fav", prompting Hugo to respond that the editing had "done him dirty".Another said: "Honestly, I feel like you just signed up for a free holiday."A third one wrote: "Being told to stop swimming and eating to talk to girls hahaha."Hugo famously failed to find love in the villa, prompting many people to question whether he was really there for romance or a free holiday.Despite being coupled up numerous times, and numerous girls being interested in Hugo, he ultimately left the show single.Hugo left the villa alongside his partner at the time Amy Day, but while Amy believed the romance was going strong, Hugo made his feelings clear in their exit interview, ultimately ending their brief fling.

The Simpsons has found a permanent replacement for the character Edna Krabappel, with a new teacher set to be voiced by Kerry Washington.Following the October 2013 death of voice actor Marcia Wallace, who voiced Mrs. Krabappel from 1990, the show retired the character in season 25, and has used guest teachers for Bart since – ranging from Willem Dafoe’s Jack Lassen to Ned Flanders.In the upcoming episode ‘My Octopus And A Teacher’, airing on Sunday (April 24), Kerry Washington (Scandal) will join the show as the “thoughtful” and “highly capable” teacher Rayshelle Peyton on a permanent basis.You can check out a clip from the episode below.Bart has never had a teacher like her.Will @kerrywashington be able to get through to him this Sunday? pic.twitter.com/BDZSzzKnlT— The Simpsons (@TheSimpsons) April 21, 2022Speaking to Entertainment Weekly about her new character, Washington said: “She’s a great teacher.

Trey Songz has been hit with a $5million (£3.87million) settlement demand after a fourth woman came forward to accuse him of sexual assault.In a video obtained by TMZ, Songz is seen approaching a woman and then pulling down her bikini top, exposing her breast.The woman, Megan Johnson, is demanding the settlement payment to keep the matter out of court. According to the demand letter, Johnson was having a friend take a picture of her when Songz approached her from the side, pulling down her top.“Ms.

Their almost happy ending. Chrishell Stause and Jason Oppenheim’s relationship was front and center on season 5 of Selling Sunset as the (former) couple debated their future together.

 Gogglebox star Ellie Warner’s boyfriend.

An elegant country manor house that sits in one of Cheshire's most affluent areas has been put up for sale with a price tag of £1,850,000 - and it once had David and Victoria Beckham as its neighbours. The property is set in Nether Alderley which was voted as one of Britain's poshest villages, where the average house price is a staggering £1,025,400.

A teenage boy who felt sick after returning to school was left shocked after it was revealed that he had a life- threatening condition. Tom was just 13 years-old when he was diagnosed with Glioblastoma Multiforme.

Ralf Rangnick sought feedback on Erik ten Hag from contacts who had worked with the Ajax coach before Manchester United appointed the Dutchman as their next manager.

“Just morons, absolute morons, getting into the chair and winning enough for a fridge-freezer — and wasting ten minutes of television in the process, so it’s really infuriating."The show’s return comes off the back of recent ITV drama Quiz, which told the story of “coughing” cheat Major Charles Ingram.Major Charles was accused of cheating his way to win the huge jackpot with help from his wife and an audience member, who would cough to signal the right answers.The drama left audiences divided, as many thought that the coughing Major and his wife may be innocent of the crime.Producers pulled the plug on airing the show at the time to investigate the scandal.

Jeremy Clarkson has branded those that walk in the countryside "argumentative idiots".The Top Gear star has spoken out on two "unpleasant" encounters he has had recently, when things got "heated".The 60-year-old admitted that he had his weight in mind when he set out on what turned out to be a 10-mile hike with his girlfriend Lisa Hogan.The Grand Tour favourite had been urged to do a perimeter walk of his land by fellow farmers, but had previously been reluctant.However, he said the recent coronavirus pandemic had changed his mind, in his latest column for The Sunday Times.Although things took a turn for the worst when he came into contact with two strangers along the way.He started: "I was recently told that if you go to a COVID-19

Jeremy went on: "If you want to take part and I hope you do, head on over to the Drive Tribe Instagram account and click on the link in the bio. Whatever the bio is."I hope that makes sense and we shall see you later on."It didn't take long for fans to flock to the comment section as they shared their excitement for the quiz night.One person commented: "Clarkson I'll be there."Another person remarked: "Nice to see the magnificent three again."A third person gushed: "I miss you guys.

Jeremy Clarkson, 60, queried why some adverts keep popping up on his phone after he had googled or spoke about a particular topic.

Chef Gordon Ramsay, 53, has been at the centre of complaints from locals in recent weeks, after he decided to flee to his holiday home in Cornwall with his wife and their five children during lockdown.Back in April, a source accused Gordon of putting elderly Cornwall residents at risk.The source told The Mirror: “There are a lot of elderly people down here - it's an elderly population, the average age is 65 to 85, with a lot of people living alone."It's a scary time.

Jeremy Clarkson was quick to call out a coughing audience member during tonight's episode of Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?, which was a repeat from January 2019.

Former Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson currently hosts the long-running classic game show Who Wants to Be a Millionaire. Jeremy has been married twice, with his first marriage ending after a year.

Jeremy Clarkson, 60, admitted to BBC Radio 2 host Steve Wright that he gets “quite cross” when contestants appear on his Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? show but appear to lack general knowledge. The TV host described the frustration of his brother-in-law who wanted to take part in the programme but was unfortunately overlooked.The DJ probed Jeremy on his stern “attitude” on the show and how he differs from previous host Chris Tarrant.He said: “So when you first started doing it, what was your attitude toward it?“I mean they must have asked you and you said, ‘Well the other show was so good, can I be as good as Tarrant etc etc?’ and then you just said, I’ve got to be me though.”Straight away Jeremy passionately interjected that the reason

Top Gear host Jeremy Clarkson, 60, has shared his thoughts on the cause of the coronavirus pandemic after the first human cases of COVID-19 were reported by officials in Wuhan City, China, last year.The presenter hit out at the actions of a “Chinese halfwit” for the spread of the virus, as he suggested a public enquiry about how the government have handled the crisis should not “waste its time working out who’s to blame”.The World Health Organisation has said that while some of the earliest known cases had a link to a wholesale food market in Wuhan, some did not.Speaking out about who should accept culpability for the pandemic in his most recent column for The Sun, Jeremy said: “I guarantee that when it’s all over, we will get a million

Jeremy Clarkson, 60, said he thought Dominic Cummings’ explanation made “perfect sense” at first, until he said he went on a trip to Barnard Castle to “test his eye sight”.Boris Johnson’s senior adviser was accused of breaking lockdown rules after he took two trips outside of London.One of his journeys included a 260-mile trip to County Durham to his parents house and a trip to Barnard Castle to “test his eyesight” after developing coronavirus symptoms.Dominic addressed his actions at a press conference from Downing Street earlier this week, telling viewers he acted “reasonably and legally” for the “safety” of his family.He said he doesn’t regret his actions and was later defended by the Prime Minister himself.READ MORE: Dominic Cummings

Who Wants To Be A Millionaire host Jeremy Clarkson, 60, began working on his new eight-part series I Bought The Farm last year, but has experienced some mishaps along the way.The show documents Jeremy’s attempts at running his own 1,000-acre farm in Oxfordshire.Discussing the process on BBC Sounds, the car enthusiast admitted things haven’t been going to plan, particularly due to the weather.Talking to presenter Steve Wright, he said he began his new project while it was the “wettest planting season ever”.He explained: “It didn’t stop raining for seven weeks, as any farmer listening will know.”Following this, he said his rapeseed plants had died due to flea beetles and his wheats had began to die due to planting them too late.“Everything

Have I Got News For You star Ian Hislop, 59, is no stranger to expressing his views on the show and last night’s episode was no different.The broadcaster clashed with Janet Street-Porter as he queried why Dominic Cummings is yet to resign following backlash about his trips during lockdown.Boris Johnson’s senior adviser was accused of breaking lockdown rules after he took two trips outside of London.One of his journeys included a 260-mile trip to County Durham to his parents house and a trip to Barnard Castle to “test his eyesight” after developing coronavirus symptoms.Dominic addressed his actions in a press conference from Downing Street, telling viewers he acted “reasonably and legally” for the “safety” of his family, and doesn’t regret