CAN’T bear it any longer. There’s something that’s truly getting on my t**s. And no, sadly, it’s not a handsome young man — it’s the constant and persistent bombardment of images of celebrities displaying their nothing-short-of- perfect bodies.
The other day I had a little cry, inside, over Jennifer Aniston, who is 51, jogging her stunning body through some park in the US.
Now, get this: The girl is just TWO years younger than me but her body is better than mine was at 27. She is toned, muscly but feminine and there is no sign of excess skin, cellulite, puckering or, in fact, ageing.
Don’t even get me started on her face, which appears to have stayed the same over the past two decades. She looked ravishing.
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