'I'm getting the vaccine this weekend and I can't wait - but I'll still be careful'

mirror.co.uk:

It’s been a bit of a week because, after I supported the idea of Piers Morgan as our next Prime Minister (with me as his deputy), I was invited to appear on Good Morning Britain to talk to him and Susanna Reid.

When I watched my little segment back, I can see that I’m looking around all over the place while answering questions. That’s because I thought we were only doing a trial run and hadn’t realised it would be shown on telly.

Producers had tried to get me to use that zoomy thing but I reminded them I was brought up using an abacus. They tried to teach me to press this and that but they spent a good deal of time laughing and there was too much hilarity for either of us to concentrate.