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Meghan Markle is said to have consistently "phoned up and abused a staffer every ten minutes" on a Friday night when she was an active member of the Royal Family. The anonymous staffer claimed that Meghan and Prince Harry called her "for days" after a Friday night when she was out for dinner.Numerous calls appeared to rattle the unknown staffer, who said that they "could not escape" the Duke and Duchess of Sussex.

READ MORE: Homeowner wakes up to dogging couple blocking driveway - but can't confront them“I get obsessive over things like this and as I live alone I spend a lot of time looking out my window anyway.“I think they're dealing drugs and as I know they’ve seen me I’m worried they know I’m on to them.”The man revealed that due to his own unusual habits he is often awake at 5am and has seen a van idling by the house.He continued: “The van is always there, but recently whenever I go to the window it drives off.“They definitely think I’m a cop, but I’m not, I just want to look out my window.”And despite having no evidence whatsoever that his neighbours are indeed South London druglords, the man is convinced they are out to get him.He continued: “What if they put a hit on me? What if I know too much? I know I'm paranoid but they could be dealing anything in there and you know how violent London can be.“It’s got to the point now where I try and avoid going near the window in case they think I’m snooping which I'm not, I'm just a man trying to enjoy my window." If you suspect your neighbours could be involved in a drug ring, the Met Police advise you to report your findings here. READ NEXT

Lionel Messi netted his 88th Argentina goal with a sublime second-half chip against Honduras on Friday to delight his adoring supporters on social media. The Barcelona icon, who continues to impress during this second season in France with PSG, stole the show during the first fixture of the international break as Lionel Scaloni's side won 3-0 in a Miami friendly.With Inter Milan's Lautaro Martinez opening the scoring from inside the six-yard box after smart work from Papu Gomez, Messi doubled the lead before the break by dispatching a penalty won by Giovani Lo Celso. READ MORE: Lionel Messi free-kick just like 'real life FIFA' as fans spot familiar camera set-upWith Argentina cruising towards their ninth victory from their last 11 matches having been unbeaten in 34 games, Messi made sure by chipping Luis Lopez from 25 yards.Latching onto a Enzo Fernandez tackle to send the ball into the back of the net over the despairing keeper - Messi brought his Argentina tally to 88 goals from 163 fixtures.Despite his extended success at the highest level and countless displays of brilliance, Messi continues to astound his fans who paid tribute on social media. What is your favourite ever Lionel Messi goal? Tell us in the comments section below. One fan wrote: "Oh snap!!!! Messi is a cheat code." With a second adding: "It's easy for this man...

READ MORE: Woman 'nearly died' as horror lip filler session left her 'looking like Snoopy' But instead of getting the "perfect" face he was striving for, the Blackpool-based bloke has regrets.He believes the beauty industry should have tighter regulations to prevent people from making the same mistakes he has. Liam told the Mirror : "I got one thing done and realised I could get more done and the nurse just did it because I said I wanted it.

size of their penis, and a common fear is that their todger isn't large enough to satisfy a romantic partner.And while these concerns are perfectly normal, they can affect the self-esteem and personal relationships of many blokes.In fact, statistics from Google Trends show that in the last 12 months (2021-2022), searches for ‘penis enlargement’ have gone up by more than 100 percent, while searches for penis enlargement pills in the UK have gone up by 44 percent.Professor Kevan Wylie, a sexual medicine consultant, told the Sun: "Many men who worry about the size of their penis generally have overall body image issues."What happens is that they tend to focus their poor body image on their penis."Often, counselling can make a real difference to the patient by building self-esteem, correcting distorted views about body image and learning more about what makes people attractive."But according to the NHS there is a three-step plan that blokes can follow to make their manhood appear bigger.A lot of hair in the area can hide some of your penis from view and make it appear shorter or smaller.So, trimming or shaving your public hair will help uncover more of the penis and make a difference in how big you look.Want the Daily Star's sexiest stories news straight to your inbox? Sign up to our daily Hot Topics newsletter HEREIf you want your todger to look bigger, then consider losing weight around the pubic area.Extra weight can hide more of your penis, making it look smaller, so it might be time to hit the gym if you’re concerned about your penis size.Getting fit will help you look and feel better, whilst also improving your self-esteem.This can help you feel sexy and be more confident in the bedroom.And while these tips won’t

YouTube collectives in Britain.Josh Bradley, who also goes by the name Zerkaa, is a member of the group, along with KSI, Miniminter, Wroetoshaw, Behzinga, TBJZL and Vikkstar123.He recently turned 30 years old on September 4, which he celebrated on Instagram writing: “Thank you everyone for all the birthday messages and everyone who came out to celebrate with me! Bring on the 30s!”He is one one the most successful British YouTubers on the platform, having made content there over over a decade.The Sidemen are set to do a charity match at 3pm on September 24 at Valley Stadium in South London, with the potential of 27,000 people seeing the game.Tickets were available on their website, but sold out within 24 hours.Josh Zerkaa is a member of the British YouTube group, the Sidemen.Outside of YouTube, Josh’s main interest is football, with the social media star supporting Millwall FC his whole life.He has been uploading YouTube videos since 2008, initially gaining popularity for playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 at the time.He also played FIFA, which is when his popularity on the platform started to skyrocket.Around this time, he started editing some videos for KSI, before officially joining the Sidemen in 2014 in the collective's early years.According to various sources, Josh has an unbelievable net worth of $4 million (£3.47 million) as of 2022.His net worth will be from a combination the various YouTube channels he is involved with, including his gaming channel, ZerkaaPlays, which has over 2.7 million subscribers.It will also come from the Sidemen’s branding, Sidemen Clothing, along with other brand deals he and the other members of the group make.Josh is dating Freya Nightingale, a fellow YouTuber and friend of the

Slime Rancher 2, from Monomi Park, has surpassed its developer’s wildest expectations for launch sales in just the first six hours after launch.The sequel to the popular slime-farming title launched into Early Access on September 22 for PC and Xbox Series X|S and has already become a runaway success for the developer.Speaking to GamesRadar, game director Nick Popovich revealed that the game had more than surpassed the developer’s internal expectations for the game – and that his “pie in the sky” dream for the game’s launch sales was surpassed in a matter of hours.“The level of support we’ve received from our community and partners is beyond anything we could have imagined,” said Popvich. “I had in my head a kind of crazy pipe dream for launch that maybe we could sell 100k copies in the first 24 hours and we’ve eclipsed that in less than 6 hours, with Overwhelmingly Positive reviews on Steam on top of it all.”Popovich also celebrated the game’s early success in another Tweet, revealing that a single hour’s worth of sales had exceeded the developer’s best sales day by “a literal order of magnitude.”Slime Rancher 2 seems to be a success story across the board – with an “Overwhelmingly Positive” score on the game’s Steam page with (at the time of writing) 3,773 reviews.The sequel sees the return of the original game’s protagonist Beatrix LeBeau, who has a whole new area to explore, Rainbow Island, alongside new additions to its lineup of friendly-looking slimes.Slime Rancher 2 tasks players with farming these slimes in order to earn Newbucks, a currency used to further upgrade their ranch and tools.

Marta Balaga Finnish helmer Tiina Lymi has found the cast for her upcoming period drama “Stormskerry Maja,” set in the 19th century. “Thin Blue Line” star Amanda Jansson will play the headstrong lead, with Linus Troedsson cast as Maja’s husband Janne. Jonna Järnefelt, Tobias Zilliacus, Amanda Kilpeläinen Arvidsson will also star, joined by Tony Doyle and Desmond Eastwood, who appeared in “Normal People.” The film will be shot in Swedish and English. Based on a series of novels written by Anni Blomqvist, “Stormskerry Maja” tells the story of Maja and her family as they move to a barren and remote island. Their everyday life is a relentless battle for survival, but Maja stands her ground. Despite all the setbacks, she stays in Stormskerry, where her roots are.

THEY’RE the sparkling new stars of Strictly Come Dancing lining up to bid for the Glitterball Trophy as the show kicks off this weekend. But which of the wannabe dancers is already a winner in the rich list? With a line up that includes pop stars, presenters and sports personalities, they all have successful careers and some will be looking to boost profile through the show.

STRICTLY Come Dancing only kicked off last night, but fans think they already know who will be booted off the show first. The new series of the hit BBC One show launched yesterday, with the celebrity pairings revealed.

Cristiano Ronaldo to Chelsea caused a huge rift between Thomas Tuchel and Todd Boehly. The German coach was relieved of his duties on Wednesday, the day after the Blues lost their opening Champions League group game with Dinamo Zagreb 1-0.But troubles arose well before that between Tuchel and Chelsea’s new owner, according to a report in The Telegraph.READ MORE: Chelsea to approach Brighton and seek permission to speak with Graham Potter Boehly’s interest in signing Ronaldo saw a clash between the pair, with the American refusing to back down in his pursuit of signing the Manchester United attacker.

Erik ten Hag believes Bruno Fernandes is benefitting from Christian Eriksen's presence in the Manchester United midfield this season.

F1 reporter Ted Kravitiz has hit out at Alpine CEO Laurent Rossi following the team’s bungled handling of McLaren-bound Oscar Piastri.The driver market saga of the summer kicked off when Fernando Alonso announced he would be joining Aston Martin at the end of the season after failing to agree a new deal with Alpine.The Renault-backed team seemed to have a readymade replacement in Piastri, their talented reserve driver. Alpine announced Piastri would replace Alonso, only for the Australian to declare via Twitter that he would be racing elsewhere in 2023. READ MORE: Mark Webber breaks silence over Oscar Piastri saga involving McLaren and Alpine Piastri had already signed with McLaren by that point and had informed Alpine of his plan to leave the Enstone-based squad.

F1 weekend, but there was plenty going on off track as the Dutch Grand Prix meeting got underway at Zandvoort.There was fresh intrigue in the driver market as Oscar Piastri’s move from Alpine to McLaren was confirmed following the intervention of the sport’s Contract Recognition Board (CRB). That saw speculation about Pierre Gasly leaving AlphaTauri for Alpine ramp up even further.And unexpectedly, there was drama in the commentary box too as Sky Sports F1 duo David Croft, the channel’s lead commentator, and pitlane reporter Ted Kravtiz had an on-air spat during the second practice session. READ MORE: Daniel Ricciardo sent Williams sales pitch by Jenson Button - 'I know what's coming' Croft turned to Kravitz during a lull in track action, eager to learn more about the state of affairs at Alpine.

Daniel Ricciardo to rebuild his F1 career with a team like Williams.Ricciardo is looking for a new drive after being dropped by McLaren two years into his three-year contact, with Oscar Piastri to replace him in the Woking squad from next year. Piastri was granted permission to leave Alpine, where he has been a reserve driver, after the sport’s Contract Recognition Board (CRB) found in McLaren’s favour.Ricciardo had been linked with a return to Alpine, but that seat now looks set to be filled by AlphaTauri’s Pierre Gasly.

Lewis Hamilton has claimed he "doesn't care" after Fernando Alonso called the Mercedes star an "idiot" after their lap one crash at the Belgian Grand Prix. Hamilton swept around the outside of Fernando Alonso in a bid to take second place on lap one. However, the pair made contact at Les Combes with Alonso's front-wing smashing into Hamilton's rear-right tyre.

Cristiano Ronaldo’s antics. The former Red Devils midfielder has called out the superstar after reports emerged that he is pushing for an exit out of Old Trafford.

Three Greater Manchester MPs and Salford mayor Paul Dennett have urged social housing bosses to take urgent action over the "life-threatening squalor" some tenants are living in. This follows the revelation that an entire row of terraced houses owned by housing association Salix Homes is teeming with rats and mice.

Lionel Messi are convinced that they can finally end the debate about who is the greatest footballer of all-time by disproving a theory surrounding Cristiano Ronaldo.The debate has been ongoing for well over a decade, and some started to switch from team Messi to team Ronaldo after the Portuguese star scored 24 goals for Manchester United in all competitions last season. Messi on the other hand, started to lose votes as he struggled to adjust to life at PSG, after ending his 17-year stay at Barcelona.But the Argentine has now settled, and is looking closer to his former self once more.