Christopher Meloni’s naked sock ad gets fans drooling: ‘Daddy???’

nypost.com:

boasting a bountiful booty, is socking it to drooling fans — “it” being his butt-naked body.  “I want you to experience the magic underneath these sheets,” said Meloni, 62, in a NSFW Instagram post, using a honeyed baritone to invite the camera lens towards his bed, where he laid nude and swaddled by a plushy comforter.

The risqué visuals soaked up a whopping 1 million views from salivating social media spectators. “I want to show you my giant…” the chiseled hunk whispered before ripping away the linens and yelling, “socks!”Meloni then whipped out his foot, showcasing his blue-striped, knee-high footwear by couturier Tommie Copper. “I never take these babies off,” the beefy actor continued in a separate scene of the promotional post, scrambling eggs in the kitchen while in his birthday suit. “It’s better than being naked.”He then alternated hoisting each of his feet onto a kitchen countertop, modeling different styles of the socks — which are available for men and women, and range in price from $24.50 to $94.80, per the Tommie Copper site.

As Meloni flexed each foot on atop the elevated surface, his blurred, yet bare private parts took center stage. “Naked only comes in one color,” he said before the saucy advertisement transitioned to him sprawled across a bed, laying with his rounded derrière — an asset grown via a “high intensity weight training program” that he adheres to under the guide of a personal trainer — in the air, and purring.

And the timeworn “sex sell” tactic apparently worked like a charm. “Question: if I order 12 pairs [of socks] do I get Chris Meloni thrown in free?” howled a hot-and-bothered commenter beneath the bawdy bulletin. “If I ordered socks would you deliver them to me just like that,” begged.