'Words of warning to supermodel Naomi Campbell from a seasoned and broken older mother'

mirror.co.uk:

Supermodel Naomi ­Campbell has declared she is ready for a “new chapter” in her life as she thanked fans for their support following her surprise baby announcement on Tuesday.

Yes, at the ripe old age of 50, Naomi became a first-time mum to a baby girl, who, as I write, hasn’t yet been named. Nor do we know whether she gave birth to the little girl, adopted her, or hired a ­surrogate.

Still, that’s her business – and rightly so – until it’s inevitably leaked, I guess. I can tell Naomi all about being an older mum, or ‘elderly primigravida’, as women giving birth for the first time after the age of 35 are rather unattractively known. (The big event itself at that age is also called a “geriatric birth” by some insensitive medics!) After