Why We Can’t Look Away From Jonah Hill's Alleged Texts

glamour.com:

during their roughly year-long relationship.Hill hasn’t weighed in on the discourse, but the evidence is compelling. Through screenshots of alleged conversations between the two—shared via Brady's Instagram—Hill, then 37, supposedly instructs Brady, then 25, to delete certain posts and videos from her account for fear the world might behold her “ass in a thong." Which is rich, I might add, coming from a guy who has spent his career In another, Hill all but threatens to dump Brady if she can't respect his “boundaries for romantic partnership." “Plain and simple: If you need: surfing with men, boundaryless inappropriate friendships with men, to model, to post pictures of yourself in a bathing suit, to post sexual pictures, friendships with women who are in unstable places and from your wild recent past beyond getting lunch or coffee or something respectful, I am not the right partner for you," Hill writes.Make no mistake: I'm all for setting boundaries, even and especially those which are painful to enforce.

But darling, boundaries these are not. Hill's terms read more like a list of rules. It's a move plucked straight from the boyfriend playbook.

Wrap your demands in garbled therapy platitudes and maybe she won't notice! (Inevitably, she will.) “A boundary is something I set for myself—'I will not do this to protect myself,'" later tells for me. “A rule is, ‘you will not do this to protect me.'"“If you and I are hanging out and you are constantly late, for example, and I end up waiting for you for an hour each time we arrange to meet.