Stripper Heels!! Hipster drainpipes!! Knitting Needle skinny legs!!! Ginormous bags you can live in. Really?! And lots of arggggghs!!!!!
My descriptions alone sound almost inconceivably un-woke. Should they ever return, those heels will be called Alternative Dance Form Props.
Skinny will be deemed as judgy as fat. Mind you, none of that lot are coming back for a while, because they look a bit ridiculous when your biggest night out ends at 7.30pm.And that’s the point.
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