Of all the new celebrities appearing on Strictly Come Dancing as it returns this month, Paul Merson's definitely got some fancy footwork to show off.
Or, perhaps he did have - racking up a mammoth 424 appearances with Arsenal in the 1980s and 1990s as an attacking midfielder and playmaker.
The 56-year-old ex-sports star from Harlsden in London is better known these days for his punditry. But when it comes to Strictly's unforgiving dancefloor, it's actions not words that will win the hearts and minds of the viewers - and the judges.
Paul has joined the line-up for the spectacular 20th series of Strictly, and the former footballer and sports broadcaster has his work cut out for him.
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