Trump Acquitted In Senate Hearing -- Right After His Former Lawyer Earns Laughs For Pronunciation Of PHILLY-ADELPHIA!

perezhilton.com:

RAAAARGH!!! The verdict is in. The U.S. Senate has voted — for the second time — to acquit Donald Trump from impeachment.

Seriously?! On February 13, senators submitted their vote, and the results came back as the following: 57 people stood for guilty, 43 for not guilty.

The unfortunate reality is that this does not meet the two-thirds requirement needed to impeach the former president. So, looks like Darth Tax Evader (to borrow Jimmy Kimmel‘s nickname) won one battle.

Still, hopefully Trump fades away for good after this. We doubt it, but one can hope! Related: Trump Had A Button In The Oval Office That Summoned A Buttler With Diet Coke! Even though the Senate reached such a s**tty conclusion — one where Trump could come back in 2024 and