Tori Spelling Calls Out Son Liam For Creating 'Porn Massacre' With Elf On The Shelf!

perezhilton.com:

One of Tori Spelling‘s kids was a last-minute addition to Santa’s naughty list! On this week’s episode of the misSPELLING podcast, Tori complained about 17-year-old son Liam McDermott turning the family’s Elf on the Shelf into an altogether unwholesome debacle she described as a “porn massacre”!

OMG WHAT?! Related: Tori Regrets Staying With Dean So Long For Kids — Because It HURT Them Instead! She explained how the fam has a tradition of playing hard with the Elf on the Shelf — but this year was just WRONG: Tori described the NSFW scene that greeted Liam’s baby brother Beau as the elves “doing various things to each other” that the 7-year-old absolutely shouldn’t have seen!

She recalled her youngest son waking her up and telling her there was a “problem” with the elves and that they needed “help”: HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Sorry, but that’s HILARIOUS! Tori couldn’t help but agree, admitting she also found the “Elfie Does Dallas” filthiness funny: It was just too much for her 7-year-old, understandably!