Tiki hut pirate busted in stolen boat bar off Florida Keys: Coast Guard

foxnews.com:

Maybe they just wanted to chill. Authorities have arrested an alleged tiki bar pirate accused of making off with a floating hut in the Florida Keys on Wednesday.

The U.S. Coast Guard said that wildlife officers arrested an allegedly intoxicated person in a stolen "tiki hut boat" near Hawk’s Channel.

Photos show USCG members at the "helm" of the floating bar and on deck as they brough it back to harbor. (USCG Southeast) "The person aboard showed signs of intoxication and was taken into custody by @MyFWC," the Coast Guard tweeted, tagging Florida’s Fish and Wildlife Commission. "Don't drink and boat!" Photos show USCG members at the "helm" of the floating bar and on deck as they brought it back to harbor. (USCG Southeast) It’s not the first.