'Throw them out!' John Cleese says partygate verdict on Boris delayed due to 'corruption'

we started sleeping together and she’s no closer to telling him “Goodbye” than on the day we met.She complains he’s the most boring man alive. Apparently, he’s inflexible, uptight and hopeless in bed.His idea of a good night is a cup of cocoa and vanilla sex.She claims she frequently checks her phone or even falls asleep during the act.Things are very different between us. She calls me her Flying Scotsman because I’m big and powerful and can go all night.She frequently tells him she’s going to a spa with the girls and whisks me off to the best hotels around the country.We tie each other up, we role-play as famous people: I do a brilliant bumbling, randy Boris, while she’s terrifying as Lady Thatcher – all leather paddles and fluffy handcuffs.There are absolutely no limits.

Lorraine Kelly has described Boris Johnson's latest apology as "toe curling stuff" as a political expert revealed he'd apologised 90 times.

Loose Women host Christine Lampard was joined by Carol McGiffin, Judi Love and Gloria Hunniford on the show to discuss the recent apology from the Prime Minister.Christine asked the panellists if people should “move on” or whether he should be held “fully accountable”.Gloria said although she “understands” that people couldn’t have “weddings, funerals, or visit family in hospital”, she is “bored” of the narrative.She said: “There is so much else going on in our lives, so if I’m being really honest, though I understand the backlash, I’m getting bored of the topic. I think we’ve discussed it enough and he did say he bitterly regrets it.”She then asked Christine “where to go from there”, to which Carol gave her thoughts.

"I’m very sorry to say this, but I no longer think he is worthy of the great office he holds.”The PM offered a “wholehearted apology” yesterday after being issued with a fixed-penalty notice for attending a gathering in the cabinet room to celebrate his 56th birthday.Boris insisted, however, that he had not misled the Commons when he said last December that Covid rules were followed at all times in Downing Street. “It did not occur to me, then or subsequently, that a gathering in the cabinet room just before a vital meeting on Covid strategy could amount to a breach of the rules,” he said.At a meeting of Tory MPs last night, Boris again expressed “genuine regret”, but urged colleagues to unite behind him. He was flanked as he arrived by Rishi Sunak, who delayed a trip to the US to show support for him. During the meeting, the Prime Minister attacked the BBC and the Archbishop of Canterbury over criticism of the government’s plans to remove asylum seekers to Rwanda.

Loose Women presenter Denise Welch has criticised Sir Keir Starmer after he read out a letter yesterday from widower John Robinson who, despite his wife dying in hospital, “obeyed the rules while the PM partied”.

Phillip Schofield couldn't help but make a cheeky dig at Prime Minister Boris Johnson while talking about forgiveness during the latest episode of This Morning.The 60-year-old presenter was back on our screens on Wednesday (April 20) to host the ITV daytime show alongside co-star Holly Willoughby.They kicked off the programme by telling viewers the latest topic of the phone-in segment with agony aunt Deidre Saunders.Phillip explained that they are looking for people to talk to Deidre about forgiveness and he went on to reference to Mr Johnson's recent apology after he got fined for breaking lockdown laws.Last week saw Mr Johnson become the first sitting Prime Minister to be sanctioned for breaking the law when he was fined by the Metropolitan Police, alongside his wife Carrie and Chancellor Rishi Sunak, over a birthday gathering for the PM in No 10 in June 2020.Most Tory MPs rallied behind the PM as he repeatedly apologised in the Commons for attending a birthday party, saying he did not think he was breaking the law at the time.Referring to Mr Johnson's apology, Phillip said: "Maybe Boris could call in."Holly said: "Yes Boris. You give us a call."Phillip recently enjoyed an Easter trip away as he and Holly took a break from This Morning.Ahead of his and Holly's return on Tuesday (April 19), Phillip took to Instagram to share a glimpse at his time away with a series of snaps posed to his millions of Instagram followers."Ski gang 2022", he penned alongside a snap of himself wearing the iconic It's A Sin-inspired 'La' t-shirt while surrounded by several of his pals who all had headed on a snowy trip to the French Alps.

Adverts posted on social media over Mother's Day for a burger company showing a child depicted as Madeleine McCann being carried away by a running man have been rapped by a watchdog for likely 'causing unjustified distress and serious and widespread offence'.

Loose Women star Judi Love is furious that Prime Minister Boris Johnson has been given a lesser fine than members of the public who had parties during lockdown. The star opened up in her latest column for OK!, saying: "It’s a joke. Where’s the justice? Apart from anger, I’m disappointed because they’re playing it off thinking it’ll go away." In her latest column, Judi talks about the news surrounding the Prime Minister, why she's excited for Britney Spears and her Jamaican holiday.

his partygate scandal jibe. Last week, Downton Abbey star Dan took a swipe at Prime Minister Boris Johnson while discussing his new political drama Gaslit by US network Starz. Describing the series, he said: ‘Well, what you’ve got is a criminal for a leader who is wrapped in a messy war, embroiled in a stupid scandal and surrounded by ambitious idiots and really should resign and… no I’m sorry… that’s the intro to Boris Johnson.

Boris Johnson has issued a 'wholehearted apology' to MPs over his Partygate fine - but insisted he did not know he was breaking his own coronavirus rules. The Prime Minister repeated an apology in the House of Commons on Tuesday, after Speaker Sir Lindsay Hoyle approved a vote on whether he lied to MPs with his earlier denials.

Boris Johnson has issued another apology over partygate, expressing regret over being fined for a breach of his own lockdown rules by attending an illegal gathering in Downing Street.

The Prime Minister is set to deliver a statement on partygate today (Tuesday April 19) for the first time since he was fined by the Metropolitan Police.

Keir Starmer said Tory MPs will make fools of themselves trying to defend Boris Johnson as he is expected to “apologise and then excuse himself” over the partygate fine.

Good Morning Britain viewers were left enraged this morning after MP Brandon Lewis continually defended Boris Johnson over the latest 'Partygate' scandal.

Boris Johnson is expected later today to make a “full-throated apology” to MPs after he was fined by police for attending a birthday bash in breach of Covid rules. However, it's also thought he will stop short of addressing allegations that he instigated a separate lockdown leaving do.

A Cabinet minister has argued that Boris Johnson did not mislead the House of Commons over partygate allegations, having initially insisted that coronavirus guidance was followed in Downing Street.

Holly Willoughby has revealed that as a child she was so painfully shy that she used to hide behind her fringe. While she's best known for presenting This Morning, Holly was also so terrified of “saying something stupid” that she would “mumble into her sleeve” and because she is also dyslexic, never spoke up at school. Holly admitted too that early in her career she constantly failed auditions because she “can't act” and used to mess up the scripts.

Boris Jonhnson ahead of the new series of Britain's Got Talent starting tonight.The funnymen have previously taken not-so subtle swipes at the Conservative leader when hosting I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! last year, but have now sparked up the row once again in a BGT filming gag.In a promotional clip ahead of the series launch this evening, the pair didn't pass up an opportunity to take a swipe at the leader of the government.Dec was seen securing a crash helmet as he prepared to take to the road on a bike.He said to Ant: "That's like Boris Johnson's helmet, you know when he went down the zip wire?"The clip cut to Dec's face superimposed onto a video of Boris as the Mayor of London, zooming down a zipwire to celebrate Team GB at the London 2012 Olympic Games.Dec continued to tease his pal, saying to Ant: "And I though I would look the idiot in this scene."It comes after the duo took aim at the Prime Minister last year during their presenting stint on I'm A Celebrity...

Russian President Vladimir Putin has banned Boris Johnson from ever entering Russia. The UK prime minister and members of his Cabinet are on a list of people sanctioned by the Kremlin over 'hostile actions of the British government'.

Boris Johnson from entering Russia in response to the UK government's Ukraine war sanctions. Boris Johnson tops the Russian "stop" list of UK subjects no longer allowed to enter the Russian Federation, alongside Rishi Sunak, Liz Truss and others.Russia's foreign ministry said in a statement: "In connection with the unprecedented hostile actions of the British government, expressed, in particular, in the imposition of sanctions against top officials of the Russian Federation, a decision was made to include key members of the British government and a number of political figures in the Russian 'stop list'."Also in Vlad's bad books is Scottish First Minister Nicola Sturgeon and former Prime Minister Theresa May, who authorised sanctions after the Salisbury poison incident in 2018.Dominic Raab, Priti Patel and Ben Wallace are also listed on the no-fly list as Putin seeks to exercise his authority.

Russia has banned the UK’s Prime Minister Boris Johnson and a list of other senior ministers from entering the country over what it describes as the UK’s “hostile” position regarding its war with Ukraine.