This list of best NYC neighborhoods is unbelievably stupid
nypost.comis an insulting $4,500. Hello, New York! Goodbye, savings!And now, adding to their throbbing migraine is a demented list from a website called Niche: 2025’s Best Neighborhoods to Live in New York City.Trust this guide if you want to ruin your life.Perhaps an overworked intern mixed up the results from “Areas to Definitely Avoid on a Friday Night”?But no, this AI-esque assemblage is real and supposedly “based on crime, public schools, cost of living, job opportunities and local amenities” and not the result of a game of Pin the Tail on the Borough.One borough in particular.
All but five of the 25 spots are in Manhattan. Park Slope, apparently, is a total s–thole. Astoria, steer clear. Instead, Niche says raise your kids in No.
4, Hell’s Kitchen. In that oasis of peace they can enjoy the double-digit stretch of Ninth Avenue gay bars, greasy fast food until 4 a.m.
and an all-night chorus of sloppy drunks.And who doesn’t dream of sharing a nabe with the Port Authority bus terminal?Ludicrous No.
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